Sliggoo accidentally shoots and eats his friends with acidic goo

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Sliggoo accidentally shoots and eats his friends with acidic goo

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Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So here’s another Pokemon! It’s Sliggoo!

Sliggoo details

Type: Dragon

Average Height: 2 ’07 “

Average weight: 38.6 lbs

First added in Generation VI


As the old saying goes, you can pluck your nose, you can pluck your friends, but you can’t pluck your friends’ noses OR shoot acid at them and then eat them. At least I think that’s how it works. Even so, Sligoo is a bad friend. Which is not surprising it is the evolved form of a bad dragon.

Sliggoo is a dragon-type Pokémon that looks more like a molten plastic snail than a dragon. Like a snail, it is covered with slime. However, unlike most of the slugs I know, this slime is actually acidic and can melt and destroy almost anything it touches, including other Pokémon. According to BulbapediaThis is what Sliggoo allows to eat. See, this stupid dragon-snail thing has no teeth, so it has to dissolve its sour goose bumps prey first. However, it is also mostly blind. Sometimes it just shoots friends or companions and then tries to eat them.

You know, this excuse works a couple of times. But at some point you should probably learn not to just shoot wildly at something out of focus in your moving restricted cone of vision. This is a bad way of life and will only lead to many uncomfortable situations.

What makes this excuse even less plausible is that, according to some Pokedex entries, Sliggoo has four horns that act as radar. These horns can detect sounds and smells. Maybe, Sliggoo, could you learn how your friends smell and sound and stop splashing acid on them? Just a thought!

Random facts

  • Where is Sliggoo’s brain? In his head? No you are wrong. It’s in its shell. There are also other important organs inside. There you want to aim for a kill shot.
  • It went blind because its eyes changed over time. You may see big things that look like eyes, but as we’ve found it doesn’t have a brain on its head so these are more or less wrong. Like the headlights on a NASCAR car.
  • Sliggoo only takes care of the food. I can respect that.

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At this point, there really seem to be two different Pokemon universes. The one in the show and the hell dimension that exists in the metafiction of the Pokedex.

Also: Sorry I missed last week. Was busy checking The medium and had to reduce my weekend content!

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