Imagine this: you just crawled out of the elden ring learning area. You just finished the first mini boss with barely any skin intact. Then off absolutely nowhere A stranger makes fun of you for not having a girlfriend. Or at least many players have chosen to interpret one of them the earliest NPC interactions in elden ring.
Here’s the full line: “You are a virgin. A small player, completely detached from the power of the runes.” What the NPC Varré actually means, although it is not immediately clear to the player, is that you need a “virgin” guide that will allow you to use the runes that Collect them to convert into stat wins. But it’s a lot funnier to imagine that he actually asked you to play elden ring on a Saturday night instead of meeting someone nice at a bar. This whole interaction is so much better when you start out as a Wretch, which is a class where you start out almost naked. Forget girls. Some of these tainted don’t even have clothes.
Do not worry; You will eventually meet the Maiden after finding three aboveground sites of mercy. But it hasn’t stopped players from adopting “maidenless” as a community inside joke. While simply calling someone “virginless,” it’s clear that some people have taken the memes a step further. A
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These jokes are more self-deprecating than serious, since whoever is playing this Soulslike game right now is probably sinking an absurd amount of time into its run. And I have to admit, it’s charming to be so thoroughly trolled by a video game. If most video games are power fantasies, elden ring
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Here’s a little advice: Whatever you do, not Attack Varré after he calls you virgin. He will attack you with a bouquet of flowers and will remain hostile if you quickly return to the point of interest until you kill him. Quote igamesnews‘s EIC Patricia Hernandez, who made this hasty mistake: “I regret my whole life.”