Robert Pattinson, the scintillating telepathic vampire that he is, loves Final Fantasy VIIis Tifa. Or is it Aerith? No, no, it’s definitely Tifa. But this Aerith…
Fresh off the heels of two GQ Home page stories In as many years, Pattinson (the guy who got second billing despite Chris Nolan don’t even remotely understand the script
“I thought I was in love… with Aeris. And Tifah! Everyone wants Tifa,” said Pattinson, a man who has directed five films based on Tifa dusk Romane uniquely fucked up love triangle, but could hardly keep a straight face through the process. “It’s the two sides, the two options. It’s a love triangle.”
Pattison then explained how Aeris is sometimes spelled Aerith depending on the translation or version of the game. (In the 2020s Final Fantasy VII Remakeit’s “Aerith”.) He then explained why his heart was torn between Aeris and Tifa, saying that Aeris “is the really nice girl who has super powers and can heal everyone and make the world a better place”. while describing Tifa as “that sexy little thing…a thief in that short skirt.”
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Pattinson spoiled himself Final Fantasy VII‘s legendary twist that happened 25 years ago, so we don’t have to put a spoiler alert. “Aeris, right at her peak, is being killed! That’s how every man finds out what love is,” he said.
“That’s crazy,” Kravitz said, laughing. “The one who will heal everything or the one in the short skirt? These are the options? Oh my God, that’s the problem in the world!”
Listen to Zoë Kravitz because she is wise.