Following on from the news that the Octo Expansion DLC for Splatoon 2 is now available for free as part of the Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, Nintendo has issued a “vibe check” to fill players in on the relationships, grudges, crushes, and, er, edibility (?) of all of the game’s characters. Look, it’s best if you just take a peep for yourself:
So, now we know that Callie and Marie miss each other, Craymond is a “weird little dude”, and Jelfonso thinks you’re a peasant. Will that make you better at Splatoon 2? No, probably not. But at least you won’t commit any social misstep when you’re invited to the next Squid Ball, which is far more important.
Does this count as Crab News? Even though it’s a Friday??? Let us know which “vibe” matches your own in the comments!