The second annual Who Would Win week is here – and the competition is tighter than ever. Last year, Yuri rode Katsuki to a surprise win against strong opponents like Kirby, Pikachu, and Waluigi. This year we have selected four completely new categories with a completely new lineup of participants.
What exactly are we measuring? With what/about what/are these characters fighting? We just say it’s all about vibes. Follow your heart.
Voting is via Twitter, which starts at 11:00 am EDT every day this week and ends at 9:00 am EDT the next day. Without further ado, check out the full roster of contestants – which will be updated as everyone is eliminated! – and vote.
absence of skin
None of these characters have skin! What do you have instead? Some have metal, some have bone, and some are plastic. What a range!
- san off Undertale
- R2D2 from the Star Wars franchise
- Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde from the Pac-Man series
- The Eye of Sauron from the Lord of the Rings movies
- Clippy from Microsoft Office
- That thing from Marvel Comics
- GLaDOS from portal
- mountain dew from life
alter ego
These are the secret identities of all characters! Be it to fight evil, pursue a career in pop music, or just get away from it all.
- Jackie Daytona out What we do in the shadows
- Mrs. Doubtfire out Mrs Doubtfire
- Green man off it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
- Sheik from The Legend of Zelda franchise
- Joe Cool off peanuts
- Hannah Montana dating Hannah Montana
- Stefan off family matters
- Sailor Moon off Sailor Moon
animals in herds
Exactly what it says on the tin. We played a little fast and loose with the definition of “animal” and “hat”.
- Puss in Boots from the Shrek franchise
- Bird by Nintendo
- Detective Pikachu out Detective Pikachu
- Perry the Platypus Phineas and Ferb
- Paddington from the Paddington films
- chopper off One piece
- Miriel, Pastor of Vows (aka Pope Turtle) out Elder Ring
- Fievel Mousekewitz out An American cock
avenger
Characters out for revenge…no actual Marvel characters included.
- Payakan out Avatar: The Way of Water
- Captain Ahab out Moby Dick
- Kurapika out Hunter X Hunter
- Elle Woods out Naturally blond
- Scaramouche out Genshin Impact
- John Wick out John Wick
- Ingio Montoya out The Prince’s Bride
- Beatrix Kiddo out kill Bill
Gather your armies, rally your friends, and prepare your fingers to click as you lead your champion to victory. The final winner will be announced on March 18th.
May the best… win! (But not necessarily The Thing.)
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