Kingdom Tears players have an insatiable thirst for Purah

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Kingdom Tears players have an insatiable thirst for Purah

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Purah is back in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, but she’s a bit older than she was in Breath of the Wild, so there’s clearly a never-ending hunger for her.

If you somehow managed to forget about Purah’s genius combination in the first game, she’s a Sheikah researcher who accidentally reverses her age to the point where she’s a child again. Sheikah can really live a long time, I guess she doesn’t want to grow old anymore, so she tried to reverse her age to her 20 year old self, but it didn’t work. Well, in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, she managed to get the tech to work, and she had a whole new design, and yes, people were definitely flattering.

Technically, her design isn’t completely new, as she does appear in the prequel game Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity, but she only sold 4 million copies compared to Breath of the Wild’s 30 million , so I can’t blame you if you don’t know. So this will be the first time a lot of players are seeing her at this age, and yes, there are plenty of thirsty posts and fan art (no, we won’t be sharing fan art, you can find it yourself).

Also a fun fact, Purah’s voice actor, Kate Higgins, is also the voice of Barbie in Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, so artists out there, you know what to do.

@thelegendofmelly ISHES SO SHES SOOO RAAAAAHHHH 🤭 (I still love her designs in Age of Calamity) #zeldatok #thelegendofzelda #purah #ageofcalamity #breathofthewild #tearsofthekingdom #aoc #botw #totk #fyp♬ OST – Purah’s Wife🤭💍 🫀

Considering all the nasty things players make Link do in-game, it really does seem like Tear of Kingdoms is a game aimed squarely at lovers of NSFW content. But it also produced some incredibly rewarding moments, like a pair of players who might strike up a relationship while attending a midnight launch. But it also turned some players into bullies who just couldn’t seem to let go of the poor innocent Koroks. Whatever they did to you!

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