Marco Rubio says Stop Spreading Rumors About The Tekken Character Marshall Law

In this age of global crisis and disease, killing germs is a major problem. That's why Marco Rubio, the United States Prime Minister from Florida, wants to clarify one thing at this critical time: Tekken actor Marshall Law.

“Please stop spreading silly rumors about the law of march. FULL FALSE, "Rubio wrote on tweet

this morning, with pink firmly planted on the Shift key to indicate the magnitude of the situation. "We will continue to see closures and restrictions during non-essential business hours in certain cities and provinces. But that is not a scary rule."

Certainly not. Marshall Law, or just the law for his friends, is the doctor Jeet Kune Do introduced at Tekken series at its 1994 launch. He had been a staunch supporter of martial artist Bruce Lee, but ended up being a father figure after being replaced by his son Forest Law in 1997 Tekken 3

. (Rubio did not mention the forest in his tweet.)

I'm not sure what Marshall Law has to do with the novel coronavirus strain covid-19. He's not real, for the first time, and I don't remember seeing anyone start up rumors about him online. He spends most of his time training students in his private dojo. Come to think of it, the law started a fast food business called Marshall China in it Tekken 4

, so maybe that's where Rubio met?

The Senator may not know how to spell it “martial law. ”

In any case, it is important to look to our leaders for guidance in these difficult times.