Team17 and Sassy Chap Games have announced a brand new video game that will let you date 100 different items. Yes, we said objects, it’s not a tipfeler.
Date Everything is coming to all platforms, including Switch, “soon.” Described as a sandbox dating simulator, your character gets a pair of magical glasses that bring his entire house to life — which somehow makes you fall in love with household items like computers, baskets, and obviously pets.
Sassy Chap Games’ is a new name on the block, but the studio has a number of recognizable names behind it. Founded by voice actors Ray Chase (Noctis, Final Fantasy XV; Roy, Fire Emblem series; Alfonse, Dragalia Lost), Robbie Daymond (Akechi, Persona 5; Hubert, Fire Emblem: Three Houses; Chai, Hi-Fi Rush), Max Mittleman (Ryuiji, Persona 5; Order XIII, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth; Saitama, One Punch Man) and Amanda Hufford (Haniyyah d Gensha’s influenceUnderborn in Bound in ink), this is the team’s first video game, and here they absolutely do not hold back on ambition and humor.
Every single date item has three different endings you can reach — one as lovers, one as friends, and one as hate. And obviously, there are some critical paths that will connect everything. Look, Boyfriend Dungeon lets us track weapons – toasters are clear next step right?
Here’s a quick rundown of the game’s features from publisher Team17:
Date Everything! characteristics:
– 100 fully voiced characters for players to fall madly in love with.
– Branching dialogue leading to multiple endings for each character.
– More than 4 hours of music with each character having their own theme.
– 11,000+ hand drawn images.
– 1.2 million words and 70,000 voice lines.
– Fully interactive 3d overworld that changes depending on choices made during gameplay.
– Full voice acting with a huge cast of famous voices, including Felicia Day (Supernatural, The Magicians), Johnny Yong Bosch (Bleach, Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers), Gray DeLisle (Scooby-Doo, The Last Airbender) and more!
If you haven’t guessed by now, it’s not like you’re going on a date with a table or anything – they all have human forms. And for this you need “Dateviator” glasses. So don’t try this at home.
Date Everything doesn’t have a release date yet, but we know it’s coming to all platforms. Let us know if this caught your eye in the comments.