Stefan Raab is back, WhatsApp is shutting down its own app. There’s a lot going on. Come on in to our spaceship, the “Newsletter”. Your journey begins with the top stories of the week.
We look at the top news and then into space – the countdown has begun! (Source: NASA)
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Galactic Entertainment
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The top stories compiled for you
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The job of the week
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Please don’t laugh! The joke comes
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A lot of effort has gone into this. We would be happy to receive a recommendation!
Welcome on board! We’re glad you’re here. Take a seat on our new seats with corduroy covers, headrests and earlobe massage functions. Our flight attendants will soon provide you with snacks and drinks while the final preparations for takeoff are underway.
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During the trip you can enjoy our entertainment program, without Stefan Raab’s new show “You won’t win the million here”. A strange name for a TV show, so negative. We don’t want to subject you to such a “downer” and offer you something much cooler: nothing less than exploring the universe!
Galactic Entertainment
All you have to do is look at the CRT screen in the front seat or out the window (please don’t wind down the glass!). A sea of stars awaits you, new planets and you will discover places that no human has ever seen before.
We’re also showing “The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power”. Co-pilots Sabine and Dariusch will inform you about the latest episode and background information on “The Lord of the Rings” in a stylish brochure.
The fact that this adventurous journey is even possible is thanks to a solar sail from NASA. This has already been sent into space and is intended to power spaceships like the “Newsletter”. It is still a test run, but hey: It will work. No need to worry. After all, your journey is powered by SpaceX, Red Bull and Deutsche Bahn. There will be no problems like with Samsung or WhatsApp.
The messenger will soon actually shut down the app, but only on a specific platform. Jan tells you more about this in his WhatsApp article.
The top stories compiled for you
Before we get started, let’s take a look through the rear window at some of the week’s other important technology news. But then buckle up and keep your fingers crossed!
One last note: Unfortunately, there will be no internet on board once we set off. So if you still want to send emails or RCS messages, do it now. Maybe you want to apply quickly so you can start a new job as soon as you return.
And don’t worry: you can start your job on time after the trip, because thanks to our space-time continuum mixer, time doesn’t pass any faster on Earth than in space. This push of a button on the new action button on the iPhone 16 is practical!
At Verivox you can get started as a product manager. (Source: Screenshot Verivox)
Don’t know where you want to apply yet? How about being a product manager at the comparison portal Verivox? They are currently looking for a full-time employee to take care of the planning and implementation of online comparison products. There are various projects on offer that you can work on as a team. You will develop business models, optimize them and take care of identifying and solving problems.
You must be fluent in German and English and have several years of professional experience in product management. Structured work and teamwork should also be among your strengths.
In return, you have the chance to work in a company that employs around 500 people in more than 35 countries with flat hierarchies. Flexible working options such as home office are also offered, as well as the opportunity to contribute your own ideas. There are no dress codes and you can expect extras such as travel allowances and sports opportunities. Offices are located in Heidelberg, Berlin, Munich and Leipzig. But there are other job offers:
Now it’s starting. The mega overdrive of the “newsletter” is humming ever louder, the wooden plank is quickly kicked away – late passengers are no longer allowed on board – and the powerful lift of the take-off presses your heads firmly into the Velcro fasteners on your headrests. We take off at Warp X – on to the next charging station Alpha-Omega!
Are you shaking too much? Are the ambient noises too loud? Don’t worry, everything will be fine. Perhaps the following joke of the week will calm you down:
Please don’t laugh! The joke comes
What prize does the best space pirate in the galaxy receive?
(Well, who’s getting it?) The Starship Enter prize.There are even more corny jokes here on Netzwelt.
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