On Sunday morning, I removed all my hard-earned Bells – about 150,000 of 'em – from my bank account and found Daisy Mae wandering around Sears, mine Crossing the Animals: New Horizons island. I had a hard time holding onto Bell while playing the game. In the words of Ariana Grande: I see it, I love it, I want it, I get it. But, you see, spending money, you have to they were money. And this is where the stock market comes in.
Daisy Mae was selling turnips for $ 93 a piece, so I took out the money I bought and put it in my cursed bathtub (there's a tub to watch my bathroom), where I kept my turnips. I compared them well and quickly forgot about them, except for the two times a day when I came across pricing deals with my colleagues here at Polygon. Unfortunately, I have to think about these two and a half days before I realize they are wrong. On Tuesday afternoon, a colleague at The Verge told me his gates were open and Timmy and Tommy were buying more than 400 Bell turnips. I hurried to my Turnip bathroom and this is where I saw it: Turnips didn't go well.
No sense! I just bought these places on Sunday! What kind of luck has happened to you? Of course this would not be my fault. And then it hit me: I was going to go from Monday evening to night time to try to catch an attacking tortoise before writing this post about Animal Crossing: New Horizons & # 39; snatching turtles. I caught no one on this trip, and came back this time with no new animal and, unknowingly, a bad turning plant.
For those of you who don't know, the time laundering is the same as keeping yourself very long – especially if you're visiting Sunday, the day Daisy Mae sells her goods. When resetting my Nintendo switchch clock, I should have time to go on Sunday night instead of Monday night, but apparently, going back and staying wasting the curves; the front won't always be the same, as long as you don't hit next Sunday.
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Needless to say, I totally regretted my stupidity. All those Bells! They are now fragrant!
But as it turns out, it wasn't a complete loss. Spoiled turnips are good for one thing: They attract ants. Resident of Polygon Crossing the Animals: New Horizons expert Julia Lee suggested I sell my turnips to people looking for ants. And then, I opened my gates and waited. Here's what I learned: spoiled turnips are just popular at good retail prices! A line formed as coworkers rolled over to my island to pick up their unadulterated turnip that I had planned as a steep road.
Indeed, I am humbled by the power of ants and friendship. Everyone brought a present and turned my head to the net. (It was right for me.) Who would have thought that for the first time my island was full of ruined turnips and ants? A great way to bring people together.
But even so, I would not recommend this course of action. I have been punished in time, and now I have learned my lesson. I swear – all of you as my witnesses – that I will never walk again, lest I find a permanent anointing on the nets.
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