Newsletter: About pensioners, geeks, jets and living room concerts

Hot news this week

Friends of netzwelt and this adventurous newsletter: we introduce you to the hot news of the week! Also included: retirees flying from fighter planes. Geek hammered in the pizza. The Poles flew over the roundabout.

Noise, tapping of keys, steps, printers-did you hear that too? I am writing to you from the home office, but the sound of the Portzburg Netzwelt open office I am very familiar with is emitted from my sensitive speakers. Well, my colleague is very busy again, I don't want to be inferior to this. The advantage of the home office is that I only need to click pause. I will briefly introduce it because no one can concentrate. Where am I here-welcome to read this weekly news. On behalf of the entire editorial team, Michael greeted him with the mute button.

table of Contents

1. Pensioners ejected from fighter jets
   

2. All doors are locked
   

3. Clean the streets! Watch more series!
   

4. Therefore, you can improve the WiFi and enjoy the concert in the living room
   

5. More popular news this week
   

6. This week's joke
   

Do you want to listen to the Calm Office sound generator yourself? You can download it here. However, I warned you before. Because I realized yesterday that a productive voice does not guarantee a successful day's work. The work itself, it still wants to be done. Stupid work.

And I found that I can better focus on the quiet environment. Therefore, I can now use soap to create beautiful emojis! From the selfie, I mean from the selfie! My dedication. "Hey Siri-Play Office Voice". "Unfortunately, I can't find the body sound in your music collection." Great, even Siri will not work properly. Concentrate, Micha, concentrate. Sometimes attention is focused.

Pensioners ejected from fighter jets

Have you heard of the incredible story of France near the German border? Colleagues want to give the 64-year-old a special retirement gift. They were blindfolded and drove the unsuspecting man to an airport where French Army fighters had been parked.

Then everything went very quickly. Flaps open, new pensioners, flaps closed, pensioners confused, jet fire rate up to 1400 km / h, pensioners press wrong button, flaps open, pensioners exit seats . ! Fortunately, everything went well. The government ’s investigation report even mentioned the pulse of pensioners wearing smart watches. This is the whole story.

All doors are locked

Crew-All doors are locked! We are still in the middle of the blockade [yes, the hairdressers are still tight. Locked. Did you know? Flachwitz: check], this does not mean that there are always … saying characters in this world beyond Aim and set aside yourself. I am talking about razors.

In New York, we keep receiving reports that people on empty streets can only heat the streets at crazy speeds in cars, and have no choice. Poles can do the same on Easter! What is the only sentence in the last letter to the editor? "Dude, guy at the roundabout!" The Poles are here. He bounced himself and his small car to infinity and gave Netzwelt a title, which the Bild newspaper could not have formulated:

Roundabout ignored: Poles flew over the pope statue in a small car into the cemetery

Clean the streets! Watch more series!

Maybe we agree with the requirements of this environmental protection association. VCD hinted during the corona crisis: clean up the streets! Stay away from cars, bring bicycles and feet [someone rides] here. Therefore, cyclists and pedestrians should be allowed to take to the streets, but what about electronic girls?

Looking back, when you stroll around for no reason, do you remember? So if there were so many new series, new seasons and new movies on streaming portals like Netflix, Amazon and Disney + at that time, the streets would be as empty as they are now. Take a look!

Therefore, you can improve the WiFi and enjoy the concert in the living room

Streaming movies and TV shows usually require a well-functioning Internet connection. But there are too many variables here, so general advice is not easy. So, even if you do n’t watch a Lego movie, but you ca n’t see the obstacles, what should you do if there is a problem with the connection? Jan and Marinus give you tips on the best location of your router and tell you how you can generally improve the WiFi range. Always provide the conditions that your favorite service is currently not affected by the fault.

If you want to keep up with the trends this spring, you also need a good internet connection: the so-called comfortable stream of living room concerts. From a completely different perspective, artists can really experience it. Here, you will find an overview of the upcoming concert, which just fits our DJ [Dirk-Jan]. Currently, almost no one else is as slack as a concert, so he puts a lot of passion and energy into this overview because he simply cannot find it in this form on the Internet. Maybe your favorite band is about to start?

More popular news this week

Destructive enough-the following news also caught your attention this week. Don't you worry about her-they are still there!

This week's joke

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Netzwelt's friends and this adventurous newsletter-Flachwitz followed right after another strange but at least sunny weekend. Have a nice weekend and protect the system-Windows, Android, iOS, macOS or MenschOS. You knew long ago that using the Office sound emulator is the easiest. This means-stay away!

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