Bethesda (Bethesda) fans have traveled to Reddit to discuss the "Elder Scrolls" guy.
As we spoke, the debate was still in progress, and the contestants summoned all the logic they could summon to scientifically prove the shape, size, and structure of the Argonian genitals.
Redditor GoldOld3C, the person who instigated all the debates in this debate, publicly stated that they had “a fierce debate” with friends. If possible, conduct a large-scale debate.
They wrote: "All of this can be discussed, but I would prefer you to use evidence rather than personal bias," they provide a list of the dimensions of the ancient scrolls measured in English and metric.
The largest penis belongs to the orc. According to the logic of GoldOld3C, the orc has an average of 7 inches of holes. Tiniest Willy reached Bosmer or Wood Elves with a height of 3.5 inches.
"This is the real problem," the first commenter cursed. "Is Khajiit's penis stabbed like a real cat?"
The answer is like the commentary in the legend of The Elder Scrolls: it's okay. This is an excerpt from Dagger: Real Valencia, part three:
Valencia frowned at him. She is still smart. There is a small barb on his penis. "
However, to become the global authority of the Elder Scrolls Guy, there can be only one winner. Las, there is a winner: RedPooD2thehemodroid.
RedPooD2 wrote: "Idiot, let's start being rude." "Length is not everything, and waist circumference is also important."
RedPoo continued to propose a scientific formula specifically designed to accurately calculate the formula. "Now, the volume of the rooster is proportional to the length * girth2 (Remember, perimeter is measured by perimeter, diameter or radius, because perimeter, diameter or radius are proportional to c = πd = 2πr). "
RedPoo also considered the innate magic of each Cyrodilic race and made the necessary adjustments to increase the accuracy of the chart accordingly. They concluded: "All of this is the irrefutable knowledge of Winterhall College."
The original poster replied: "Damn, you basically did it." "You solved the whole fucking thing. I will give you gold if you can."
Before you start, let me briefly introduce the best part about the whole ordeal. Shortly after the original post appeared, the average Khajit guy's size increased from 4.5 inches to 5 inches due to the logical intervention of rogue commentators. When asked why they support their claims, this is their response.
"I think it's because the cat's chick looks like a wizard hat."
