Well, Helldivers 2 friends, if you’re still suffering from the effects of liberal overindulgence, you might want to start using some of the more dramatic liberal day hangover relief techniques in your arsenal. Why? Because Arrow just issued a new major order, and it’s looking very tough.
Yeah, after giving everyone some good free time over the weekend to try stabbing tanks with the new Constitution rifles, after they dealt with the Jet Brigade and had to choose between two things in the last few MOs , game time was extended near JOEL and company.
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“With another Freedom Day behind us, and with a fitting appreciation for the great gift of governed democracy, we return once again to galactic warfare,” Arrow’s latest order reads, “Multiple strategic priorities have emerged, all of which are highly Prioritized:”
- “Decryption of classified data recovered from Autobot Fortress has uncovered a high-security database believed to contain critical intelligence about the Jet Brigade.”
- “At the same time, recent Terminide activity puts the Terminide Research Reserve at risk of external sabotage. This security breach must be corrected immediately.”
- “Finally, we have reason to believe that robots are planning upcoming territorial expansion. We cannot allow robots to expand their territories further.”
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Yes, if you missed the end of the second line and are now thinking, ‘Oh, I wonder which one we, the community, would choose’, the studio stresses: “Helldivers are ordered to achieve all three of these goals All successful.” Talk about getting people back to the coal face after the holidays, huh?
So, you need to go out and use three pairs of hands, and Arrow seems to think you have to liberate Matt Bay, grab Gacrux and Pandion-XXIV, and defend five planets at will. As one player on Reddit put it: “We’re so fucked up…”
But, damn, that’s not the attitude a space trooper should have, so I figured I’d do my best. A playlist of cheesy inspirational pop music from the early 2000s might help. You heard me, I don’t say this lightly: bring out the S Club 7!
