Don't be too harsh on me. I ’m usually not the kind of person who walks into someone ’s house and scoops fresh groceries into my pocket, but I ’m preparing for the world ’s collapse and we ’re forced to eat our neighbor ’s food.
I'm preparing for the journey through the animal world, gathering fruits and radishes. Since real money will soon be worthless, why not really become rich? why not?
Therefore, last week I visited a Nintendo Online friend. When I got there, the island was decorated with rabbit eggs and furniture, and a dog was playing guitar next to a sign labeled "Happy Birthday".
I didn't realize it before I went, but it was my friend's birthday. Due to the British blockade, they celebrated it in the game and enjoyed the intimate K.K. Slider concert.
If robbing someone on my birthday made me an asshole (really, please shut up), I want you to realize that I first went to the store in their town, bought some soda for the party, and then let them walk into me Friend's face. "Happy birthday," I wrote. See, I am really good.
mission completed. Now, when they enjoy Slider's other performances, I think I just look around. There are various fruit trees everywhere on the island. The orchard is in sight, not far from the animal crossing, because these islands bend after about three meters.
Either way, the fruit is mine. It will resume growth in a few days, and my friend is not in a hurry to harvest it. No victims commit crimes. I am full of pockets. He didn't even notice. After selling all these non-native fruits on my Orange Tree Island, I was more free and wealthy than before.
At least until this chicken-nose villager asked me to hurry:
That is @ 麦克柯克 Okay, really participate pic.twitter.com/Z65sK9o3IU
Paul (@bestpaulwatson) April 13, 2020
Bitzi couldn't believe he did that.
With names like Snooty, I do n’t even know why I was surprised. When he finds someone buying Double Decker from Aldi, he may call the police. Appropriate curtain twitchers. This guy will definitely spray "grass" spray on the garden fence around me.
For my companion fruit thief, this is a PSA: first expand the scope of the island, because you never know if some stupid bastard will devour you.
If you do n’t want to resort to disease, check out our guide to Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
