Newsletter: Empty Tesla Model 3 and iPad Pro stranded at the scene

Hot news this week

I stood in the middle of the grass, and the battery was dead. Tesla Model 3 no longer moves one meter. For this newsletter, I have an iPad Pro with a magic keyboard to tell you the hot news this week is a good thing. Let's go

release! The store has reopened like the Bundesliga and will soon be a traveler again. Because we always sniff Netzwelt's future in our nostrils, we have already traveled an unpleasant journey. Greetings from the Tesla Model 3 filled with empty batteries, so to speak in the car office, Michael-Michael slowly warming under the skylight …

Table of Contents

1. It is just a kind of traction service provided for stranded electric vehicles
   

2. Shoot the first real-world feature film
   

3. Tesla lawn mower robot
   

4. Farmer TESLAsimulator 19
   

I am now in the middle of the Pampas Mountains and I can't see the charging station. They said, go ahead. They called and enjoyed the acceleration. Just do n’t drive like this … something in this direction is still blowing in the skylight. I think the wind is "out of reach". Now, I am in trouble.

For me, destiny means good and bad. Therefore, I am looking at the windshield of the Model 3. Unfortunately, I did not look at the network truck equipped with camping equipment. The latter is not even listed yet. But I can't wait to travel with electric campers. It doesn't have to be a network truck, but maybe this is the case here.

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For this reason, I have new toys on board that can be used to kill time. For example, the "new" iPad Pro including LIDAR. I just measured the height of the cow to centimeters. Did not even notice. It is exactly 60 cm high. Compared with the iPad Pro [basically the old iPad Pro], I am more excited about Magic Keyboard. Indeed, this expensive accessory. The price of the magnetic clip keyboard is much higher than the full iPad!

However, if you see these X-ray images of the Apple keyboard, you can at least guess what the engineers are doing here. And-before the upcoming test report, there are still many things to be revealed-the keyboard writing effect is very good. The only interesting question is whether I can include this text in our editing system.

I have heard many such questions in the past. Obviously there are many people like me who hope that the iPad and such keyboard can replace the notebook. In the medium term, it is best to start immediately. I am one of them. Give us a long time to try it out, and then we will report in detail.

It is just a kind of traction service provided for stranded electric vehicles

How should I get rid of this grass problem is also exciting. It is easy to use "ordinary" cars, ie cars without electric motors. Fill the spare tank with arms and then go to the next gas station. Or, even better, do n’t extend your thumb to the nearest gas station.

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I can also stand on that little country road that I rarely use and let my thumb stick out. But what if someone stops? Is it necessary to provide a mobile power source for the Tesla Model 3 75 kWh battery? Maybe the driver also has an NFC phone? It should now be possible to donate electricity to other gadgets.

Fortunately, professionals are now dealing with such issues. One solution: When an idiot like me is trapped by their electric car, the huge power supply on the wheels will surface.

Shoot the first real-world feature film

Tom Cruise is smaller than many people think. As we all know, this will not damage his ego. This is huge and will soon start jumping into completely different fields. In collaboration with NASA and SpaceX [Elon Musk], Cruise [Tom] will soon shoot the first feature film in space, in real space. There are so many selves in such a small capsule! If it goes well. This project is likely to be recorded in history, but it is always exciting.

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This is almost as exciting as the small camera in the Model 3. Sit directly above the rearview mirror and look at me. Tesla fans around the world have speculated about its use. Elon Musk [again] recently made it clear that she should prevent sex, drugs and rock music. That's good, yes, video conferencing will soon be possible. Your car becomes a car office. Do we need it?

Tesla lawn mower robot

On the other hand-if this feature is activated, you can watch me live like a sweat bead on my forehead. I can tell you that the spring sun shines on the glass panoramic roof. Is there actually a vacuum cleaner robot with a Sony PS5 logo or Tesla's robot lawn mower on site? !

A quick glance at my seemingly real clone of the Apple Watch costs 60 Euros: it ’s time to tell you other hot news this week!

Farmer TESLAsimulator 19

Someone hit my back of the head hard during the corona. what…? Suddenly the colors around me changed. The gleaming white is followed by dark black, and then slowly follows the first outline. I lay on the floor at home, next to the PlayStation VR headset, the sun shining through the window.

I remember not sitting in a car office at all, but out of a desire for infinite freedom, vacation and boredom, I have been simulating farming simulators. How long have I been sitting here? Now who is writing all the text? A few minutes ago, my imagination sold the editor dog Sunford to me. As a cow on the ranch, I was happy that I was back in reality. On the other hand, I must hurry, otherwise I will never catch up!

Before I start working and hope you have a pleasant weekend, you can already guess this week [Flachwitz] [bad news that this news is successful because of it]. Hahaha take care, you eggs!

"Finally changed my eating habits.
Now Gummy Bear is on the right, and Coke is on the left of the laptop.
There are even more jokes on Netzwelt."

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