Someone listed all the quirks of Overwatch 2 heroes, and it’s probably pretty accurate

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Someone listed all the quirks of Overwatch 2 heroes, and it’s probably pretty accurate

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We’ve researched a lot about Overwatch 2 Since its launch earlier this month. For example, our mentoring team has put a lot of effort into determining who is the best hero in Overwatch 2, and we’ve been hard at work thinking about how (and not) the game handles loot boxes.

Consider how well Zarya’s ripped arm would have performed in 4K60.

But with over 25 million players, we know one thing about Overwatch 2 for sure: people are interested in it. They’ve been working on the series for a while, and the new game’s launch has people licking their lips once again, sneaking up an incognito browser on their PC once they’re done with a particularly stressful Escort game or whatever.

So we know what we like. At this point, bashing “collared twins” is probably basically your muscle memory. But have you ever stopped to consider what the cast of Overwatch 2 would search for themselves, open up their dating apps and find the right partner, or prepare for some alone time with their nimble fingers?

No doubt about it.because a twitter artist called dark mode proxy Made a tiered list of all currently available heroes and considered what each of them might do if they needed a little relief.

Looking down, a lot of it makes sense, right? Torbjorn might just start making mechs so they can “take over” him in the bedroom and he’ll get off because he’s left out. Soldier 76 is definitely, 100% wearing very nice underwear under that costume. Queen Junker asks people to perform vulgar sensuality for her as she sits on her throne and watches with a smirk. Sigma serves people and makes them enjoy it. You can tell by the nasty ass grin plastered all over his face.

What about furry? Come on, it’s obvious; no one wears fox gear like that all the time, or a tail that’s not just clipped to his belt, or anything. Right, Kiriko?

This is 2021; we think Overwatch has surged again since this statistic.

It’s no secret that video game porn is rampant. The image embedded in this article is an official graph from the Pornhub Insights team showing demand for porn based on some of our favorite franchises.

Overwatch has always been a specific target for horny artists and cosplay enthusiasts alike — once upon a time, you couldn’t move around the adult part of the internet without a Tracer, Widowmaker, Ash or Cassidy popping up to say hello. Solider 76 has also become a sort of gay icon since Blizzard confirmed he’s part of the LGBTQ+ family.

The tier list we’ve embedded here is fun, yes, but also a nod to what’s bigger in Overwatch; it’s a game that brings the community together (no pun intended).Whether it’s raising the flag for queer people around the world with Tracer and Solider 76, or Sigma and his foot thingOverwatch 2 is a good reminder that you can safely shake a character representing whatever you believe in in the online space.

Even if you believe *check notes* water sports.

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