Attention folks, a new video game is leaking, this time it’s the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog game.Rumor has it that it will be dubbed Sonic x Shadow Generationthis Said to be a remake of Sonic Generations Many people are excited about the reimagining of one of the best Sonic games.However, there is a very different group of people excited by more indecent reasons.
I’m asking you now, dear reader (please don’t actually do this unless you’re ready to see something) to open a Google tab and search for “Sonic x Shadow” on Google Images. To get bonus points, do the same on DeviantArt. You may notice that many of the results are not completely safe for work. It turns out that the consequence of this new Sonic game – if it’s real, of course – is that it will accidentally lead a whole new generation of people to watch countless years of Sonic the Hedgehog porn.
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Assuming that’s actually the name of the next Sonic game, surely someone looked it up before locking in on the name? The Sonic fandom isn’t exactly known for its chaste attitude toward the series’ colorful characters. For decades they had been drawing pictures of themselves having sex. It became so crazy that it bordered on notoriety. If you have no idea what I’m talking about and want to ruin your day, look up Sonic Feeder, Sonic vore, Sonic Inflation and Sonic mpreg. It’s a complete in-universe companion piece – a new title that’s likely to be thrust upon unsuspecting viewers.
Putting all that stuff aside for a moment, it would be amazing news that Sonic Generations is getting a remaster, if true. The game is an outstanding celebration of Sonic history, taking a look back at some of the most popular 2D and 3D Sonics over the years. Add some Shadow for good measure and port it to modern plat forms, and you’ve got a pretty nice package if you ask me.
So if this turns out to be true, stay away from the NSFW stuff for a while and you might realize that the real reason to be excited is the exciting content we can expect from Sonic Team in the near future. If you’re interested in Shadow, feel free to go back to the Sonic movie trailers, where they focused on his feet. certainly.