Tears of Kingdoms Causes NSFW Zelda Searches to Spike, Even If It's a Little Weird

Tears of Kingdoms Causes NSFW Zelda Searches to Spike, Even If It’s a Little Weird

Searches for NSFW Zelda content skyrocketed after the release of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, as people can’t seem to help it.

I know two things are true in life: the water is wet and people like to surf the web and make NSFW content about general SFW things. In this particular case, you might have heard that searches for NSFW Zelda content absolutely spiked (pun not intended) following the recent release of Tears of the Kingdom on Pornhub.

Unfortunately, it comes with territory when it comes to a game like this, but it’s certainly a bit odd considering we don’t know much about Zelda’s age in the sequel. She turned 17 in the first game (no, she’s technically 117 that doesn’t count), and we don’t know how much time has passed between the two games. As Polygon has covered, Link is about the same age as Zelda in the first game, so I recommend taking that into consideration before searching for yourself.

When I say search results are skyrocketing, I mean it: As of May 15, searches are up 1,477%. But that pales in comparison to the rise of the search term “Purah Zelda,” which is a dismal 42,257%. Seriously, what’s going on here? Where did you get the time for such a big game?

Purah is also the most popular character, at least in Tears of the Kingdom as an adult, so if you’re in that Zelda content mode to play it safe, maybe stick with it.

But honestly? The best guy you can covet is age-appropriate Ganondorf, and people do it soon after he hydrates. That works better with your Master Sword.