When it comes to video game analysis, it is clear that, if you have to trust someone, let it be from other players who have already tried the game and not those of us who write in specialized media. That’s what comments on the Internet are for, of course, but especially Steam reviews.
Here is the proof:
Fallout 4
This is the best Skyrim mod I’ve ever played.
According to these analyzes: Fallout 4 is a bummer of a game (that’s actually a Skyrim mod) where you pick up trash nicely with a half-created worried dad.
A iGamesNews: Analysis of Fallout 4: a GOTY who doesn’t understand next-generation graphics (nor does he need to)
Just Cause 3
This game is like porn, you expect a story but it doesn’t really matter.
It works worse than my dead grandmother.
It’s like Michael Bay asked Spider-Man to train James Bond.
Is this a game or a Powerpoint presentation?
According to these analyzes: Just Cause 3 is a James Bond porn movie directed by Michael Bay where the bad guy is a dead grandmother, although in reality all this is just a bunch of poorly placed slides.
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Batman: Arkham Knight
A friend gave it to me… we’re not friends anymore.
I can read a Batman comic at higher fps.
In any case, the human eye cannot distinguish above 5fps.
According to these analyzes: It’s better to go feed the pigeons with a comic in your pocket.
A iGamesNews: Analysis of Batman: Arkham Knight. It’s not only the best in the series, it also smells like GOTY
The Witcher 3
It’s like Skyrim, but it sucks.
When you finish this game you have the feeling of having broken up with a girl.
There are no mods on the first day to purchase.
I just saw two rabbits copulating.
I haven’t seen my family in days, please tell them I’m fine.
According to these analyzes: The Witcher is a run-down Skyrim full of very affectionate rabbits capable of completely absorbing you who end up breaking up with you over WhatsApp.
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Undertale
This game made me love the two most hated sources in history.
According to these analyzes: Undertale is actually a meme that makes you thirsty and gives you a strange feeling that encourages you to go to the mountains, although not exactly for a picnic.
A iGamesNews: Undertale: from GameMaker to best game of all time
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Fun, but it’s not a complete game, nor a Metal Gear Solid.
According to these analyzes: One of those who ran around the Yellow Humor tests was allowed to play a game and he left it halfway. It is not clear who he was.
A iGamesNews: Analysis of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. The best of Kojima, but not the best Metal Gear
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
When you look down you can see your legs.
I’ve been to funner funerals than this.
According to these analyzes: It’s a game full of one-armed people that is cool because you can see their legs, that sometimes you shit on their dead people, and that may not be as fun as some say.
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Goat Simulator
Still, it is a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls Online.
The book was better.
I was chatting with people for 3 hours until I realized I wasn’t playing online. 10/10 I would talk to bots again.
According to these analyzes: This is a game based on a novel starring a goat who is dedicated to doing evil. And there are bots. Bots that talk and pretend to be people. 10/10.
A iGamesNews: Goat Simulator: analysis
Assassin’s Creed: Unity
This game takes my computer and turns it into a second stove. Quite a profitable use of my money considering it costs about the same as one. If you are Canadian, Russian, or live in some other cold place, I highly recommend this game because even with the most powerful PC it is capable of giving you enough heat to warm up your bachelor pad a little. 10/10 I would recommend “Space Heater Simulator” again.
I totally recommend this game. It’s the best PowerPoint I’ve played in 10/10 years.
This game is like my childhood, I hated it.
It’s like clicking very quickly on a popwepoint.
I can’t wait for this game to finish its period in early access.
According to these analyzes: This is a heater in the form of a slideshow. Totally recommended.
A iGamesNews: Assassin’s Creed Unity: análisis
Pony Island
The best Christian game for children 8 years old and younger.
A relaxing game about ponies, butterflies and flowers. Pony Island is an innocent experience with a jovial spirit and colorful landscapes that makes you feel relaxed and offers you good feelings 🙂
This is the cutest game ever made. Buy it for your children.
I bought this game for my daughter thinking it would be about ponies. She is now crawling on the ceiling and spitting insects out of her mouth while she cries for the dark lord. 5/7 would reintroduce the dark lord Beezlebub into my home.
According to these analyzes: It’s the loveliest game anyone has ever programmed. Ideal for the little ones in the house, especially if they are worshipers of Satan.
A iGamesNews: Analysis of Pony Island, the latest genius of the indie scene after Undertale
And with this and a cake, we hope you had a great time. We have done it.
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