The end of the 90s brought many good things under their arms, but when it was time to distribute the bad, those years were like “hold my beer“. To show a button, the questionable graphic design of the time and the fashions that the beginnings of 3D they brought with them.
Tribals, incomprehensibly big eyes, and generally what happens when you let a programmer do the game art. The graphics card cases they were like a magnet for all those aberrations, and this collection of nightmares is proof of that.
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The Nightmare Pictures of Graphics Card Cases
Only one person has enough courage and the right dose of stupidity to launch a deadly attack on a golden vampire from above. Only Hercules would be capable of such a feat.
I need to know what’s wrong with that sword. Did they run out of 3D metal when creating it? The ET fingers of the lady have cast iron? Do you know the danger you run without a good sword if a gold vampire comes to attack you?
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One of those that make it very difficult to choose the best part. The gentleman with the skeletal fingers and the bloodshot eyes? doShrek’s father who went out for tobacco and ended up murdered on his way back to the swamp by a gentleman with skeleton fingers? The WordArt font?
Do you remember the time when The circus of the sun did you make graphics cards? Me neither, but apparently that time existed.
explosions and tanks with shotgun and mouth. Why does the tank have a mouth with teeth? What engineer of the future has invented those wheels and how much have they paid him for them? We want to know more about what the war of tomorrow holds for us.
The young man with premature gray hair who became Pope, who later became King and later studied to be a magician. That crown looks like regret, but in any case it is worth it as dark souls enemy which then transforms into a bearded dragon.
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When Hercules killed the golden vampire he got two things: a skull with which to become the most slum emblem in all of Olympus and the nickname of Hardcore Gamer. It all started with him.
The constipated goblin He doesn’t want to hurt you. He only hands out fiber cookies made with his mystic churrero stick. Don’t fear the constipated goblin. At most he will fix his eyes on you with a disapproving look.
Look kid, I want you to make me a design of Nebula in Far Cry style, but above all I want it to reflect very well in the water. Yes, yes, the ear also has to be reflected. What does that mean that you don’t know how to mirror an ear?
But what the hell? The only possible explanation is that the card is focused on the cryptocurrency mining.
how to forget the Joker dogs from the late 90s and his tribal tattoos. Based on tribals and fairies being a tattoo artist at that time must have been pretty depressing.
HAHAHAHAHA Holy Virgin the sexy alien. As you are careless it embarrasses you with the look. Look what little faces. Keep an eye out for her freshly painted henna tattoo on the boardwalk that’s going to make your sheets look like Christ tonight. We don’t know what’s wrong with her eyebrows, but she makes up for it with everything else.
The magic of speed! And the one with the wooden-faced people in headbands popping pillows that any cop in their right mind would stop on a Friday night. Have you seen those eyes? You don’t need a drug test. He takes the fine right away.
I imagine myself in the store thinking: which card do I take? This one or the one with the aggressive dog from Pressing Catch that is drooling and has a dental occlusion problem? It is clear that the sword fighting dog is the best option.
The rana robot that will save us from the end of the world. Watch her gleaming armor sparkle between grunge explosions. Watch out for her reassuring look that says “I’m here, everything will be alright“. Today you laugh, but tomorrow you will croak on his behalf.
I would love to be in the mind of the designer who was commissioned to make a box with the photo of the chief’s son. Would he, too, think it was complete stupidity? Would he fight to avoid it? Would he suggest that as a business strategy it was a disaster and they would have nothing to do against the constipated goblin?
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There was a time when graphics card boxes were an attack on good taste: these are the worst we’ve found
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by R. Marquez.