There’s now a mod for The Witcher 3 that turns Geralt into a centaur, and having reinstalled the entire game just to try it out, I can confirm it’s the stuff of weird centaurs’ dreams

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There’s now a mod for The Witcher 3 that turns Geralt into a centaur, and having reinstalled the entire game just to try it out, I can confirm it’s the stuff of weird centaurs’ dreams

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Well, this year REDkit has given The Witcher 3 modders the ability to do a lot of new stuff in the game, and the mod I’m about to tell you about may be the weirdest mod yet. Yes, even more than Gunter Odim in swimming trunks.

That’s high praise, because in addition to Rubber Ring O’Dimm, our list of other The Witcher 3 REDkit creations we’ve covered this year include a hot air balloon adventure, a giant ship that can fall off its deck, and a quest to find a grid in a river. Fighting against his evil twin brother.

Modder errornoaccess’s “Geralt the Centaur” is something I came across on my Nexus and immediately started checking to see if I needed to uninstall anything to make room to re-paste TW3 onto my hard drive. Basically, what it says on the tin is that this is a mod that lets you blow a big horn, turning Geralt into a creature with his usual torso/head, but with a horse from the waist down Body – Inspired by some fun CD Projekt sticker art.

In practice, I’m sure it does exactly that, in a lovely rudimentary way that certainly brings a sense of freshness to wandering around the continent. After purchasing the Call of the Centaur item from Trader Bram in White Orchard, you can activate the item by inserting it into an item slot (like a bomb, for example). I can purchase it from Trader Bram in White Orchard. There’s a gallop, a trot and a canter. Country – as errornoaccess does in the clip below.

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Seriously, while the action is as clunky as you’d expect, a weird amalgamation of human and horse animation, you can really speed things up. Put on your best Sonic impression as you sprint around the palace of Vizima, crashing into Nilfgaardian soldiers and marble pillars, before coming to a stop next to the arrogant Mofran Voris and letting out a huge The hissing sound – since the mod keeps the default horse sound effect – is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced in a video game.

From a role-playing perspective, the mod has some limitations, which is understandable, and Geralt’s regular human legs suddenly return when you start a proper conversation with an NPC or press the pause button, which also excludes Any centaur has sex with Yen, no matter how much she might like stuffed unicorns. That said, you can remain in horse form during battles with enemies, and the battle I encountered on the streets of Novigrad was a storm of hooves and sword swings.

Are you planning to play The Witcher 3 as a centaur? Let us know below!

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