Aldi has a product with a plug that doesn’t fit in the shopping cart, Joe Biden is playing Mario Kart, apps that you should uninstall immediately – that and more in your top stories of the week!
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+++ Large: Aldi has a product with a plug that does not fit into the shopping cart +++ Playful: Joe Biden is playing Mario Kart +++ Dangerous: Apps that you should uninstall immediately +++ Greetings: from the elevator of a mobile home sends fleeting hand kisses to you, the best introductory newsletter readers in the world, on behalf of everyone, Michael. +++ end: there was still space +++ asterisk: *** +++
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Now I have the power: Joe Biden defeats Kind in Mario Kart
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Get out quickly or in permanently: ideal getaway cars
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WhatsApp message triggers police operation
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82-inch television at Aldi: And then home on the moped
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Current fraud and security warnings
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These were other top stories of the week
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Live on Twitch: Newsletter writers let themselves be yelled at and earn 13,000 dollars in their sleep
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The Flat Gag of the week
The keyboard of every Netzwelt editor was engraved with a hammer and chisel: We are apolitical! But friends, Joe Biden, the old gambler! Sit there in Camp David with granddaughter Naomi and win against her in Mario Kart!
Now I have the power: Joe Biden defeats Kind in Mario Kart
Granddaughter Naomi Biden announced that Grandpa was a little rusty, but it was still just enough for his victory. We only found out about it because there is a YouTube video.
Under Trump, such a glorious, devastating victory against whomever would have immediately been tweeted around the world. Still, we throw a bitten banana towards Biden and say: Children can be won at Mario Kart. Otherwise they’ll get the idea of wanting to drive a real car later on. What? Naomi is already 27? How old is Joe Biden then?
Get out quickly or in permanently: ideal getaway cars
In any case, the following vehicles do not count in the “real car” category. The Terracross 4×4 based on Bugatti Chiron can currently only be found as a digital symbol for freedom, irrationality and adventure in the vastness of the internet.
We find the angular car with parts from the 3D printer exciting – this is what the designer has in mind – of course, nonetheless, especially with an eye on increasingly smoother electric cars.
SAIC Maxus Life Home V90 Villa Edition – if you stroll through the area unsuspecting and bump your head in front of this lettering, you are not standing in front of a single-family house, but in front of a mobile home.
In fact, there is a risk of confusion. Because the highly unusual camper from China is two floors high and the only one we know Motorhome with built-in elevator and transparent television. You can live there permanently. Insane part.
WhatsApp message triggers police operation
This newsletter is as clever as a rock again. Aaaargh, it should be “like Einstein”, clever like Einstein. Stupid autocorrect. Turned something romantic into a candle light kebab for me. I was lucky.
This week, reports about a supposedly harmless WhatsApp message made the rounds, which, however, triggered a real police operation. It was really just about sheets. Can you immediately guess what autocorrect did with that word?
82-inch television at Aldi: And then home on the moped
Soon there will be at Aldi – ours Bargain Writer would speak of a sensational offer and would probably be right about it – a television. With a screen diagonal of more than two meters, it is so big, that it doesn’t fit in a shopping cart.
The discounter therefore decided to only offer the part online and then have it delivered to your home. It’s a shame actually. I would have loved to see how the first desperate people, after waiting for hours in the cold in front of the discounter for doors to open, strap the item onto their bike, moped, small car or back.
I can say that hatefully, because years ago it was very similar to one or the other Aldi PC. And Joe Biden won against his granddaughter in Mario Kart. Friends, we live in a world that is becoming increasingly brutal. Therefore, note the following safety information.
Current fraud and security warnings
These were other top stories of the week
Live on Twitch: Newsletter writers let themselves be yelled at and earn 13,000 dollars in their sleep
The YouTuber “Asian Andy” earns a lot of money in his sleep because he lets himself be yelled at. He set up a webcam over his bed. Now followers on Twitch were able to wake him up by remotely barking dogs, alarm systems and other noises. Each note, of course, cost money.
I could well imagine something like that for this newsletter. I am writing and you are trying to stop me! I would be poop like pants. Jacket! I meant jacket and pants! Stupid autocorrect. Netzwelt would generously donate the money raised in this way to the Naomi Biden Mario Kart Training Fund. That goes without saying. Would that be something for you? Please write a few lines to [email protected] for the newsletter guy and the Netzwelt. We are always happy about it.
The Flat Gag of the week
Sensation: This ten year old is faster than any computer!
Computers don’t have legs either, scientists object.
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