We are confident that game modes do not go out of their way to make a bad game. The frequency, quality of the game – or lack thereof in many cases – is a direct result of budget limitations, time limits, unexpected bugs, and many, many of many variables. However, it is quite plausible that, in Game Five we continue to play some joke Fully Trusted Delivery Service, because this is one of the newest, most annoying games we've played in the age group, and we get the distinct impression that this was the developer's intention – at least, to some extent.
He takes on the role of delivery driver inside a barge, a rough open country consisting of a group of small islands, tasked with delivering packages to target areas at a rapid pace while minimizing casualties. You will have access to a variety of vehicles that will assist in this task, including trucks, forks, helicopters, boats, and hot air balloons. Or, if you wish, you can simply flex your muscles and carry pockets around by hand. Either way, you're going to have a bad time.
Things get pretty hair from the start. Like most games, the Totally Rotable Service Delivery Service informs you with basic controls with simple pops ups as you navigate – it tells you to jump by pressing B, and dragging by pressing A .. intentionally or not, but these commands are partially incorrect; in fact, skip the map on A, and skip the map on B. Surprisingly, the devs got the basic controls included like this – our best guess is that these are the Xbox-type controls, and they just forgot to change them when we brought the game to Switch, but a small portion of us feel like deliberately mixing controls around scrolling and players over. If so, let's not be impressed, and we don't think you will.
The simple act of moving your packages is no longer good. Granted, the game deliberately throws as many obstacles in your path as possible, including fireworks and tree arrows down the hills, but a simple task like picking a box pulls it from the back of a truck. in anger it's complicated.
You are directing both of your arms, with the map on the left in ZL and the map on the right in ZR. To hold the packages, you'll need to hold both buttons down, but in addition to this, you will and you need to hold down the L and R to raise your arms in the air. So, at various points in the game, you have to hold everything down four shoulder buttons at the same time, which is not as comfortable as it sounds.
The prospect of controlling so many different types of cars in this game is initially intriguing, but you'll quickly learn that almost all of them work in the same way (i.e., very poorly). Each car has one control stick that you can hold with both hands, and simply moves the corresponding analogue rod in any direction to get around it.
If you're smart about it, you can hold the control rod in one hand and hold your delivery with the other to minimize potential damage, but this is very difficult to achieve when working. We have lost count of the number of times our deliveries suddenly fell out of any car we were driving at the time because of our innocence – and in some cases the packages can explode impacting, which means you will have to start over. .
Completing a successful delivery will provide you with money and a new cosmetic thing you can do to treat yourself properly. There is no tangible way to spend your hard-earned money, so apart from unlocking new clothes and accessories, there's no incentive to play the game the way it was intended. You can completely transform your character down to their sexuality, with swollen hair, tops, pants, and jewelry. Unfortunately, a lot of stuff is locked behind the paid DLC, and the game isn't exactly clear on revealing this – so you can choose a new look-only version of the game to send a message asking if you want to go to the online store. Excellent in its execution.
If you are going to play Totally Reliable Delivery Service, we wholeheartedly recommend playing it with friends, if you can. Its purpose is clearly to provide plenty of laughs every time your delivery attempt falls to pieces, and the game was not designed to play a co-op, being somewhere out there to share your pain is definitely choosing to go it alone. However, in all honesty, you will want to avoid this completely. With more skillful controls, this game might fall into the category of & # 39; less bad, good & # 39 ;, but as it stands, it's just as bad.
Conclusion
Fully Trusted Delivery Service sounds like an archive. It's a game that is determined to annoy you with its annoying control scheme, terrifying graphics and poorly implemented DLC, we can't imagine anyone to truly enjoy. The only situation where this would be fun would have been if you had played with a group of friends in your area, but nonetheless, the intended chaos of a ragdoll physics game feels completely imaginative, and instead, sounds like a total waste of time.
