Everyone Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and love learning more about the creatures in it. So, here’s another Pokémon! It’s Aromatisse!
Aromatisse details
Type: fairy
Average Height: 2’07 “
Average weight: 34.2 lbs.
First introduced in Generation VI
Smeeeeellllllllllll what Aromatisse cooks? Or maybe not, because according to some Pokedex entries, this two-legged bird can produce odors so strong that it will eventually destroy its trainer’s sense of smell. These smells can be pleasant, like when The Rock is baking its lovely cookies, or it can produce worse smells than a pair of dirty, sweaty The Rocks shoes left in the sun for a month. (I measure and compare all scents with the exact “rock” scale.)
What flavor do you get from Aromatisse? Dirty shoes or tasty cookies? Well, it all depends on how you treat Aromatisse and whether it sees you as a friend or a foe. According to Pokedex entries Bulbapedia, Aromatiosse preserves its worst and more unpleasant smells for its enemies. It will use these smells even during a fight to gain an advantage.
However, as with most things, your personal taste is very important. Even the more delicious olfactory offerings from Aromratisse can be so powerful and overwhelming that it doesn’t love that particular smell, keep your distance from Aromratisse. Like seeing a Karen lose her shit at your local grocery store because someone hit her or something stupid. Keep your distance, find an exit, and keep one hand free to film and fend off projectiles. (The last part is not so important with Aromatisse.)
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Don’t tell any of Aromatisse’s enemies about this trick, but I’m pretty sure a safety pin or mask can neutralize its main advantage. While this might not be a Lifehacker-worthy trick, I think it’s good to remember. Do you see Aromatisse farting up a place with unpleasant smells? Pinch your nose or grab a mask. Problem solved!
Random facts
- Aromatisse can recreate the smell of your favorite food and the scent is so delicious it will lift you up in the air like a fucking cartoon.
- I’m so sorry. I lied. I thought this was a funny thing and I should have warned you that I was doing nonsense. I will be careful when I talk about the different flavors that … wait !!! WAITING!
- AROMAS …. AROMATISSES! I just got it. Oh wow That’s … that’s pretty clever. I like this.
Best comment from Last
Abomasnow is so stupid
–Vwtifuljoe
I want to go back in time and try to explain this sentence to someone in their 40s.
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