Floette carries a terrifyingly powerful flower and swings it around like an idiot

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Floette carries a terrifyingly powerful flower and swings it around like an idiot

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Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So here’s another Pokemon! It’s Floette!

Floette details

Type: fairy

Average Height: 0 ’08 “

Average Weight: 2.00 lbs.

First added in Generation VI


Do you remember the wonderful vine of the child running around a pool with a knife? It shows a child happily running around a pool while his mother is filming him. Then she asks about the item in his hand. He answers “A knife!” With a lot of enthusiasm. Understandably, the mother is shocked, and because it was Vine, that’s all we have. A glimpse of a moment that I will never forget.

Here, try it out.

Oh wow do you remember how awesome Vine was? However, the child doesn’t really understand what they’re holding. Maybe he understands it’s sharp and a no-no object, but a knife is a weapon. It can be used to do incredibly cool, dangerous, and deadly things. Men and women have spent decades of their lives exercising with this object. And he’s just running around a pool with this potentially deadly and powerful weapon. Likewise, the Pokemon Floette flower has a super powerful flower that just wags around like an idiot.

This information comes from various Pokedex entries found on Bulbapedia. According to the experts who write these in-game entries, the flower that Flette holds is filled with “terrible power” AND “terrible energy”. But Floette doesn’t care or she may not even know about this power. I imagine that if this flower hits something hard enough or comes in contact with a certain chemical, it will be like an atomic bomb going off.

And a couple of kids catch these things for fun. What a world!

Random facts

  • I’ve quoted this knife vine more times than I’ll ever admit.
  • When you step on a flower bed, Floette will never forget it. And considering it has a powerful flower with weapons, that’s not an enemy you want.
  • And now a fact for you Pokemon nerds out there! Floette is the only Pokémon with a total base stats of 371 (I love you Pokemon nerds.)

Best comment from last week

“Trash wins because no matter how much of it you clean up, there will always be more.”

– –A drop of hell, a whiff of the strange

Garbage like the mail never stop.

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