Since Genshin impact‘s developer the commercial production of fan merchandise is legally sanctioned, I’ve seen all kinds of unusual things Genshin Products appear on the internet. I thought I saw it all after that Zhongli Titty Mouse Pad. I had not. I almost burst out laughing when a friend introduced me to these zhongli condoms, unofficially designed and produced by fan artist Jiji. What a concept.
According to the inner packaging, the latex condom is made without harmful chemicals, contains no spermicide, and is fragrance-free. It includes a visual diagram of how to use a condom. The package also reminds users to check the expiration date and not to use scissors or teeth. These condoms aren’t on sale yet, but they will be.
Zhongli is a half dragon, half Qilin god, who is known in the as a mighty shield bearer Genshin Meta. Usually he protects the entire group with a jade shield that absorbs massive damage. It’s so broken that I don’t even bother dodging attacks. He’s the perfect character for something that protects people from sexually transmitted diseases.
You know what? These condoms are a great idea. If a famous gacha character’s face is taped on packaging to make people remember to use a condom, then I’m for it. Safe sex is important. And even though the creator said the condoms were expensive to make, do you know what costs more money? An unplanned pregnancy.
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Community reactions ranged from humor to admiration and contempt. Some of the jokes are, “Protects you from massive responsibility” and “* me and my wife are about to have sex * hold on tight babe, I need to get my zhongdom.” The vast majority of quote retweets stated that Genshin Players don’t have sex. Even if the generalization were true, it might not matter. Some asexual commentators said they wanted to buy the condoms for theirs Genshin Collection. But not all responses have been positive. Many quote retweets prefixed the photos of the non-explicit condom packaging with content warnings, as if just the existence of condoms themselves was somehow offensive. Jiji is a Finnish artist and he was surprised at the ignorance regarding condoms in the reactions to his tweets.
While many fans plan to buy them for decorative purposes, I really hope these zhongdoms will actually be used. Safe sex is important to all of you.
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