“Mario Rap” Comeback Stars in Super Mario Bros. Super Bowl Commercials

Another new trailer for the upcoming Super Mario Bros. The film was released today, part of the onslaught of expensive and lengthy Super Bowl commercials, and while that’s usually enough to boggle the minds of even the most online among us, I can assure you it is fantastic.

Unlike all previous trailers, which are real trailers with clips from the movie, this is a new version of the Mario Rap

Here, in case you need a refresher, is the original:

And here is the 2023 version:

I didn’t call this number because I’m not in the US, but this website is actually operational, and is everything you would hope for from a struggling small business serving the Brooklyn and Queens areas. There’s excessive animation, broken image links, a career page (unfortunately still under construction), and even a new type of mouse pointer.

TO UPDATE: Hahahaha The number works:

Best of all, however, are the testimonials, including one from Spike, who is actually the brothers’ boss and appears in the film (he’s played by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco).

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It’s weird that one of the things people have been most interested in until now Super Mario Bros. Movie concerns is how each sounds. I mean, we know who the cast is, we’ve always known thatbut what we don’t know is the extent to which any actor would screw it up.

Therefore all was so obsessed with Chris Pratt’s Mario, and why Jack Black looks perfect as Bowser because… he’s played that voice 1000 times and he was born for the role. A big voice we haven’t heard yet is Seth Rogen’s Donkey Kong, and it was also one that could have gone in all sorts of directions.

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