Amazon games New world started in closed beta last week. If you don’t have yours expensive GPUs melted Also through the massively multiplayer online role-playing game, users can be treated with some anti-Amazon truth spitting from a gamer named AmazonOfficial.
If Lulu Chiba isn’t as Community Director at both Aggro Crab Games (Sinking) and egg nut games (backbone), she treats her 80,000+ Twitter followers with one wonderful feed from general brooding and hilarious bullshit posters about the rest of the video game industry. Her latest artwork, released this morning, is all about what she was up to New world
“Whenever I have the opportunity to name a character as an online ID, I always go into what I think has been overlooked or banned and see what is allowed,” said Chiba Kotaku by email. “To my surpr ise, both AmazonOfficial and AmazonSupport were still active (as well as TwitterOfficial, TwitchSupport and many others).”
When Chiba discovered this oversight, he found the name AmazonOfficial on each one New world Server and has since used this moniker to spread the truth about Amazon’s products and the hideous working conditions that workers face. One of those tidbits is the fact that the Alexa devices are from Amazon always listen to you and that employees are often forced to do so pee in water bottles during shifts.
My personal favorite is Chiba’s suggestion this early New world Adopters should just play Final Fantasy XIV instead of this.
“I’m not worried about being left out of a game,” said Chiba. “I don’t plan on playing more than one beta. So far people have been on the joke and asking how you can brew more potions, which is easy: just pee in bottles like dozens of workers at Amazon have to do. “
Amazon’s billionaire Jeff Bezos recently made headlines with his suborbital “space flight” Publicity stunt showered news agencies around the world with uncritical and sometimes cursory praise. You, of course, ignored the fact that this little outing was funded entirely on the backs of the thousands of workers whose labor Bezos has exploited for decades, but I think you can’t let reality stop you from talking about the ooh and ahh big ones , metallic penis replacement.
“Maybe the game is fun and I’m way too cynical,” added Chiba. “I’ll take a few months to get the most out of my role-playing game as AmazonOfficial once the development team confirms that the game is not blocking GPUs!”