Apart from the game crappy minimalistic logosome of the most enduring chatter around the youngest street fighter 6 reveal has to do with the series protagonist Ryu. It’s wide folks sporty sandals and the beloved “Hot Ryu” facial hairbut what seems to have intrigued people most about its updated design is below the belt.
Okay, sorry, let’s stop beating around the bush (pun absolutely intended): People think they can see Ryu’s cock in the trailer
street fighter 6The lackluster teaser from , which spends a full 39 seconds showcasing the upcoming game’s more realistic visuals, which can only be assumed to include an 89-frame shot of Ryu and Street Fighter V Newcomer Luke Sullivan stare at each other from the feet of the rivals. Luke, in case you didn’t know, is lame as hell, but going into all the reasons would take way too long, so let’s just cover Ryu’s bump for now.
Here’s a screencap taken directly from the 2160p, 60 fps, MKV formatted video I downloaded from Capcom’s official YouTube channel:
A closer look, zoomed in on Ryu’s crotch as much as possible without losing too much fidelity:
And for those of you who want to see the moment in motion before making a decision, a GIF:
Ryu wears the tattered white gi that has been his trademark since the original, along with his training gloves and red headband street fighter debuted in 1987. You might also notice that he lost his top to show off this Adam Driver Star Wars: The Last Jedi anatomy, but focus on his crotch. You can totally see his cock, right? This is what’s called a “tail print” or something Dictionary.com puts it, “the outline of a penis as it bulges through clothing.” It’s not quite what we lost back then Oro wore underwear Street Fighter Vbut it is something.
As usual, people online are having a great day with it.
“My timeline is quickly turning to talking about Ryu’s visible tail outline, so the [Street Fighter 6] The teaser had an effect after all.” wrote one Twitter user.
“Do you think the same guy who rendered Ryu’s toes worked on his tail cast?” asked another.
“Since Ryu has [noticeable] Tail arches street fighter 6I hope Ken doesn’t.” a third joked, referring to Ryu’s blonde American rival. “I want Ryu to have a bigger cock than Ken canonically.”
It’s no secret that the internet can be too awesome for itself, but I think the conversation about Ryu’s cock points to another problem: that street fighter 6 tease just sucks. Due to the lack of information from Capcom, we need something to talk about. So why not focus on the garbage of the series’ genderless World Warrior? Wouldn’t it be wonderfully characterful if Ryu had an exquisite pig that he never uses, no matter how many clues Sakura drops?
Anyway, we should get what I’m expecting for less tail related (and therefore more than likely less interesting) information street fighter 6 this summer.
