The Cucumber King from Crusader Kings III is not a relative, and you can no longer mistake your toddler for a serial killer

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The Cucumber King from Crusader Kings III is not a relative, and you can no longer mistake your toddler for a serial killer

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That’s right it is Crusader Kings III Patch notes time.

The game – very likely my nomination for Game of the Year –has already set a very high bar for patch notesBut in this last lap the brand has improved.

I could list them all straight from Steam’s changelog, but it’s really better – and more thematically appropriate – to hear them townshout-style:

Laugh if you will, but these would not have been recognized and rectified if people had not met them current problems.

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