When Nintendo uploaded the first promotional image for The Super Mario Bros. MovieHer fans were quick to make fun of the plumber his concave ass. The looming question on everyone’s lips was whether or not Mario’s one-time nemesis is Donkey Kong would also get his ass nerfed. Thankfully, DK has enough junk in the trunk to make up for Mario’s shortcomings. Yes, it should be such a blog.
Nintendo premiered the second yesterday Super Mario Bros. Movie Follower. outside of being a better trailer than the first As it features a girl boss princess Peach and a cavalcade of Easter egg references for fans to comb through, it also came with the added bonus of Donkey Kong doing to Mario what the majority of viewers want Chris Pratt’s voice to do: the beat daylight out of him. But we’re not here to talk about Chris Pratt’s voice, I have already done that. We’re here to talk about Donkey Kong’s Badonkadonk.
If you weren’t too busy cheering for Donkey Kong beating up Mario in a fisticuffs fight, your curious eyes have probably wandered to the caulked, barrel-throwing monkey’s rear end. Truly, all the crimes Illumination Studios committed in unleashing the Minions upon humanity have been redeemed thanks to the authenticity they bestowed on Kong’s glorious ass. Even Kong gave enlightenment a torn waist to boot so you know the old boy can throw that thing back in a circle like the best of them. But don’t just take my word for it. Here’s what fans online had to say about DK’s ass.
“Thank God they keep his clapper” wrote one Twitter user.
“Damn – Donkey Kong has two faces, damn it, the sun’s still shining.” wrote another.
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“I don’t feel it, but Donkey Kong has the butt. So at least they got it right.” another observed.
“He’ll carry the twerking scene” answered another.
The jury’s still out on the existence of a twerking scene That Super Mario Bros. Movie but when the Minions present theirs TicTac checks for their promotional material When the film finally hits theaters on April 7, chances are we’ll at least get more than one cheeky side of Kong’s booty meat.
