The Witcher 3’s next-gen vaginas were a mistake, developers say

Update 02/10/2023 12:22 PM ET: CDPR has confirmed this my city via email that the visible labia/pubic hair will be removed “since these textures should not be present in the release version of the game.”

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Honey, hurry up, they’re going to nerf The witcher 3 vaginas.

my city posted a story yesterday suggesting this The witcher 3 Next gen update added realistic vaginas, and hinted that these kittens were one of the many fan-made mods that CDPR added to the updated game. In the original witcher 3

, women shown in full frontal nudity had no visible genitals, just a sort of smoothed Barbie doll area. In the next-gen update released for free last December, it appears that Crookback Bog’s Crones and Bruxas (the only female NPCs that regularly go full-frontal with no obscuring shots or panties) have a pubic bone in the landing strip- Style have hair and visible labia.

When asked for comment, CDPR initially said my city that the company is “thinking about it and will have more information in the coming days,” but now it appears the vaginas were accidentally added. At least that’s what they tell us in a statement we received via email:

“The next-gen version of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt includes several community sourced mods not created by CD PROJEKT RED, in addition to numerous improvements created and implemented internally by the studio. Putting everything together was a complex process and the textures in question are an unintended result present in the release version. That’s something we’re working on.”

I’ve asked if this means the vaginas will be completely removed from the game, but I haven’t received an answer as of the time of publication. However, if this is the case (and it certainly seems so), it means that the Cronussies may be nerfed in the future witcher 3 To update.

Even if you can hardly believe that a game like The witcher 3 (which has a lot of female nudity and absolutely no cocks) would accidentally add realistic vaginas in an update and then join the club. The vagina mod in question has been hugely popular, and CDPR certainly hasn’t shied away from showing people’s parts in the past (hi, Cyberpunk 2077). But maybe admitting that they went ahead and folded a labia mod is a bit too much, I get it.

While runway pubic hair and perfectly manicured labia isn’t the best representation of vaginas we could get, it’s better than a smoothed, sealed area downstairs – and I’d be even less bothered if the game featured a juicy guy nudity too. The witcher 3 is loved for its horniness so i say let’s embrace it for everyone.