The latest addition to the Pokémon Center’s plush pocket monsters is disproportionately large and expensive. The massive slowpoke weighs just over 17 pounds, stands 26 inches tall and 59 inches long, which is pretty close to the original. This Pokémon Center exclusive doesn’t ship until November, but if you have room for this life-sized plushie, you can currently pre-order it for $450.
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Some may call a purchase like this “selfish” or “fiscally irresponsible,” but I dare you to look into Slowpoke’s blank stare and tell them they need to find another home. Even I admit that her laid-back attitude and no-nonsense grin are pretty irresistible.
We understand that $450 is a lot of money and not everyone has room for an additional queen-size mattress in their home. So if you’re looking to bring home some cheaper plush Pokémon, we recommend taking a look at our roundup of where to find Pokémon Squishmallows.
