A striking start that takes my position as an information broker, but also implies my confidence that we could get along well over a beer. Explanation of the news story on a line that strongly suggests – if absolutely not directly – that I’ll be the first to break this story.
Interruption.
Show this information courtesy of Another great gaming site, including a link so you don’t feel too alarmed as I summarize your story in my own words. “Quote from the person who posted the information on their Twitter that OMGS noticed by chance, before we did, and so started her story first. “
Information differing from my own knowledge and understanding of the situation that makes this article more than just a link to a tweet from another website that, let’s face it, was most likely reported on a smaller website and then thought they just could do link directly to the tweet and don’t mention it because no one has heard of it Smaller gaming site whatever.
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Fourth paragraph of this piece, which strongly suggests a deep cynicism in this industry, but actually feels no such malice. Show that re-reporting a story the style of the site I am writing for not only provides service to those who primarily read that site, but also provides an opportunity to do a better job than them Another great gaming sitewhose reporting was not only boring, but also made some serious factual errors that I noticed thanks to the strong editorial standards of this site.
It is a pleasure to know that certain major websites have taken the above paragraphs personally, even though their name has never been even vaguely mentioned, because You know. Moment I think about how this parody of archetypal posts from gaming sites no longer works as it only relates to itself. Pleasure to have spelled “archetypically” correctly the first time. Realization of this idea is played out.
Acknowledge that this post is not intended to entertain anyone but its author. Consider how editors will react when they return from a day off or, more likely, check in while her day off to make sure nothing like that happens.
Free link to your own website.
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