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Luigi’s new ride is just a penis

Luigi’s new ride is just a penis

You eat that sausage, plumber boy. Screenshot:: Nintendo Today the cell phone begins Mario kartThe 35th tour brings players to Berlin, where Luigi puts on knee-length leather shorts and drives through the city in a mobile phallus with a forked spit sausage. As the son of a German orphan, I don’t know whether to be ...

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Otterbox now manufactures mobile play devices

Otterbox now manufactures mobile play devices

photo:: Otterbox Otterboxhas partnered with Microsoft to collaborate with Microsoft on a new range of clips, cases and grips that will help you get the most out of mobile game services like Xbox Game Streaming and Apple Arcade. Otterbox has been making rugged cases for mobile devices since cell phones and tablets needed protection. Now ...

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‘Shop competition: Gengar Plush

‘Shop competition: Gengar Plush

picture:: Ventil / The Pokemon Company / Kotaku This week’s Photoshop contest surprises absolutely no one, and it’s dedicated to this wild new Gengar plush bed pillow thing. Your challenge this week: Have fun with this Gengar thing. I’ve said this before, but sometimes something falls into my lap and it’s like The universe gives ...

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Hello again, friend of a friend

Hello again, friend of a friend

Screenshot:: Ubisoft After years of asking, begging and hoping people Scottish pilgrim Game is back this week. I’m not much of one Scottish pilgrim game Fan, but I hope you guys who wanted the game to come back enjoy it. I’m way too excited Hitman 3. It’s out next week. I’m playing right through Hitman ...

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I accidentally ordered burgers from a YouTuber

I accidentally ordered burgers from a YouTuber

photo:: Zack Zwiezen Popular YouTuber MrBeast recently started a virtual chain of burger bars and I, an old man who avoids not playing YouTube like the plague, had no idea. So I ate a few mild burgers over the Christmas holidays. Sometimes when you are hungry you want something other than the food in your ...

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Let’s rate the Half-Life games from worst to best

Let’s rate the Half-Life games from worst to best

Gif:: Valve / gear / igamesnews The Half a life Franchise contains some of the best and most popular video games ever made. While the vast majority of the series are very good, they cannot all be equally great. Let’s classify them! Before this list starts, a little housekeeping. First, this list is omitted Deathmatch ...

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Magnezone could be an alien UFO

Magnezone could be an alien UFO

picture:: The Pokemon Company / History Channel / Kotaku Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So here’s another Pokemon! It’s Magnezone! Magnezone details Type: electric / steel Average Height: 3 ’11 “ ...

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Just let me check Twitter really quickly …

Just let me check Twitter really quickly …

This week we got some wonderful ones on Snapshots Assassin’s Creed Pictures, a little Cyberpunk, a bit more Spider Man, a creepy looking cat, and a cool bow and arrow shot out Red Dead Redemption II. Oh and more cool screenshots from other games. Cyberpunk 2077Screenshot:: Nathan Platt (email) Assassin’s Creed: ValhallaScreenshot:: Heath Gardner (email) ...