photo: Enlightenment I observe The Super Mario Bros Movie in its opening week with the intention of writing this article about easter eggs and references only to find that the film is nothing but easter eggs and references. A thorough synopsis would be indistinguishable from a comprehensive synopsis of the entire film. The plot for ...
Oh hello. I see you pulled out your phone at the cinema and are in the credits for The Super Mario Bros. Movie. You’re probably wondering if there are any additional scenes worth staying here for. Well, I’m here to answer that question and more, so let’s jump down the warp tube and into the ...
screenshot: Nintendo Wario is a scammer. Sure, that’s part of his notorious personality, but in Mario Strikers: Battle League, he literally picks up the ball (with his hands!) and hurls it at goal. I will not call myself a football expert. However, I’m pretty sure this is a violation of every rule book of any ...
