Magnezone could be an alien UFO

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picture:: The Pokemon Company / History Channel / Kotaku

Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So here’s another Pokemon! It’s Magnezone!

Magnezone details

Type: electric / steel

Average Height: 3 ’11 “

Average weight: 396 lbs

First added in Generation IV


Illustration for article titled Magnezone could be an alien UFO

Screenshot:: The Pokemon Company / Kotaku

Earl crawled through the woods. All around him he could hear different Beetle Pokemon hum, pop, and click. It was a cold night, but the bugs didn’t mind. They had things to say. T.Things to do. Just like him. Earl was on a mission.

“DAVE !!!” Earl yelled out into the night. Just a few minutes earlier, Dave had yelled at him. Usually the two were experts in exploring the forest. They were drunk tonight. So it turned out to be challenging to find each other.

“COUNT! OVER HERE!” This time Dave sounded extremely loud and after pushing through a few more bushes and stumbling around a tree, Earl found him. He was frozen with his head tilted toward the stars. He looked almost like a statue, but Earl noticed his eyes. They were nervous and tied to something. It was a few moments before Earl saw it too. Up in the dark sky, a big metal … thing. He didn’t know what it was. Neither of them did.

Suddenly the strange, round object whirled around and stared at the two men. It had eyes. Three of them.

“Oh, it’s just a magnetic zone. Never mind. I thought it was a UFO or something. Let’s go, Earl. I need another beer. ”

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully arrived in the woods off Route 205. Mulder was worried all the way down here. He had spent most of the trip sharing his theories about Magnezone, many of which involved aliens. Scully wasn’t surprised. After working with Mulder for so long, she knew what to expect.

“Scully, according to BulbapeidaThis so-called “Pokémon” is made of metal, flies around with magnets and communicates with an unknown entity. Does this sound like something Pikachu would hang out with to you? “

She sighed. “Mulder, what did I tell you about using Bulbapedia and Pokedex entries as the basis for your theories?”

Mulder laughed as he crumpled his now empty bag of sunflower seeds and slipped it into the large side pocket of his coat.

“What can I say Scully? I needed something to read. It was a Long Drive. ”

The two, led by an overexcited Mulder, made their way through the woods and eventually reached Earl and Dave, two local Pokemon trainers who were also in their late 40s and for some reason dressed like hunters from the woods from the United States .

“Wait, why are you two FBI agents here too? It was just a magnetic zone. No crime was committed. This seems … a waste of FBI resources. “

Scully nodded in agreement and turned to Mulder to explain that this was all a waste of time, but she saw that he was going to do the thing where He goes on and on about a topic and because he sounds cool people just let him do it. Every time.

Mulder, unimpressed by Earl’s logic or Scully’s body languageInstead, he started talking to the men while looking around for signs of aliens, or at least their UFO.

“Did you know that many believe that Magnezone is indeed a form of extraterrestrial life and could be from space? Or that it uses the large antenna on its head to communicate with … other, unknown beings? ”

“Mulder, just send them a link Bulbapedia Page and stop wasting everyone’s time- ”Scully was cut off from Mulder’s next question.

“Did you two drink?” Mulder had discovered an empty beer can under a rain-soaked bush.

“Uh … yes … we were …” The two men fell silent. Mulder sighed now.

“Damn.” Yeah really? “Well, that’ll ruin everything. I’m going back to the car.”

Random facts

  • Magnezon’s average height is 3’11 “. I’m assuming Magne nowZone is a huge 311 fan. I wonder if they hang out with Cutiefly.
  • According to a Pokedex entryIt uses radar to search for enemies and then destroy them with a laser beam. I’m on Team Mulder. That doesn’t sound like a Pokémon to me, but rather a piece of technology.
  • Magnezon’s magnetic forces are sometimes too strong and theIn the end, they attract each other and get stuck together, unable to move.

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Pokémon in Anime: This Pokémon will cuddle up with you and be your best friend

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-radical blues

The FBI should investigate this.

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