I’m here to give you the inside information on the latest dodgeball to hit the streets with the start of season two – Soda Ball!
All right who is thirsty?
Dodgebrawlers across town have learned how to take advantage of the benefits [REDACTED]’s signature Boba-Cola mix in their glorious beatdowns across Knockout town. A revolutionary, vibration-resistant substrate has resulted in a soda that stays bubbly no matter how much you run / jump / dodge / slide with one in your hands.
But dodgebrawlers have discovered a hidden side effect – simply charging the cola with dodgebrawler energy starts an irreversible chemical reaction. The pressure inside builds up and builds up and builds up. In a matter of seconds, the spherical container of bubbly boba drink can no longer contain it, explodes and covers everything (and everyone!)
But don’t worry – the lemonade itself is completely harmless and there have been no reports of injury, malfunction, or decreased self-esteem as a result of being absolutely soaked in lemonade. However, you should duck and take cover very quickly – visibility is usually poor with your eyeballs floating in sugar. Rest assured, we’ve run tests with the best brawlers. they can confirm that it is a temporary condition and all faculties will be fully functional again for a short period of time.
Even so, you should avoid getting hit by the bottle itself – it will still have a goddamn hit if you get hit with it. Just because the explosion does no harm doesn’t mean you can sit back and relax. By the time it explodes, the soda ball will hurt just as much as any other dodgeball on the market, so be aggressive!
Impeccable quality controls have left the Soda Ball with an extremely precise fuse (unlike other explosive ordnance found across town) so all parties are always in the know exactly when it blows. Keep an ear out for the unmistakable sound of an incoming carbon dioxide disaster and prepare your backup plan.
Should you be confused by the close-by detonation of delicious beverages, our experts recommend a quick dose of “Hide in the Hands of Your Teammates” until the danger is over. It turns out you don’t have to look to get thrown yourself! And double that if you see your own teammate getting splashed – be sure to tell him “Ball Up” so you can get him (and your team) to safety.
Of course, if you find an enemy that is completely burned out, you can wipe them out as you wish. Use their reduced consciousness and blow them out of existence before they can recover! Or just hit them with a dodgeball or two. Whatever You Like.
That almost ends what I have to say about the Soda Ball. Use it to cover your opponents with goop, then tag them while they cannot defend themselves! If you get into the goop yourself, find a friend and let him hold you on. Or just go into Beast mode and start blowing up blindly. Also an option. See you next time in season 2 of Knockout town, Fight in the cinema!
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