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- Coffee Stain has announced that Goat Simulator 3 will be released this fall, throwing players back into the chaotic world of Pilgor for more mayhem and destruction than ever before. A brand new open world, multiplayer simulation and more goofiness than ever await you.
Thanks to everyone who loved our first silly little game, we’re now making a second silly not-so-little game. Goat Simulator 3 launches on Xbox Series X/S this fall, and I’d be lying if I told you everyone at Coffee Stain wasn’t very excited.
Sure, you’d be better off spending your time playing (or doing) something else. But for those of you who prefer to spend your time pretending to be farm animals with your friends, we really do have some high-profile nonsense in store for you.
First, allow me to introduce San Angora, Goat Simulator 3′s huge new sandbox island. Lush beaches, towering cities and sheer mayhem await. The island offers delightful exploration by foot or vehicle, hidden secrets to discover, quests to complete, and tons of things to destroy. Goat Simulator has a legacy and we’ll be damned if we don’t live up to it.
But what fun would this new island be without friends to explore with? in the Goat Simulator 3lets you roam the world adventuring, wreaking havoc, and competing in silly mini-games in four-player co-op. In addition, we have plenty of NPCs for you to mess with – some spawn at various events, others may try to sell you ice cream on the street. Take that loneliness
Well, it might sound a bit blasphemous to say, but you don’t really have to play as a regular goat in this one. Of course we’re bringing Pilgor back as the main character, how could we not? But if you feel like changing it up, you can dress up as many other things – big goats, striped goats, tasty goats and more. You can also fully customize your goat to accessorize it with hundreds of different items – from toilet paper rolls to tea trays… and even clothes if you want to be like that.
Eventually, Goat Simulator 3 has everything you love from the first game along with a ton of new features in a shiny new location. You’ll still lick, headbutt, explode, and crack as you test the limits of the world’s physics and interact with things you probably shouldn’t be able to. The sequel is even less broken than the original (we hope)! But important: It’s just as stupid. As a final note, I would like to say thank you to every fan of Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator
Double Eleven Limited
$9.99
$7.99
Xbox One X improved
Xbox Game Pass
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing the next generation of goat simulation to YOU. No more fantasizing about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! In terms of gameplay, Goat Simulator is all about wreaking as much destruction as possible as a goat. It’s been likened to an old-school skater game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat and instead of doing tricks, you’re breaking things. Destroy things with style, like backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you’ll score even more points! When it comes to goats, even the sky’s not the limit as you can probably just rummage through and crash the game. Disclaimer Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and to be honest you should probably spend your money on something else e.g. Key Features • You can be a goat • Get points for destroying stuff – brag to your friends that you’re the alpha goat • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We just eliminate the crash bugs, everything else is hilarious and we keep it • In-game physics making mistakes all the time • Seriously look at that goat’s neck • You can be a goat