Hello and welcome to my amazing system! I’m OS9, the operating system here, and backfirewall_ is a tragi-comic first-person adventure set in a smartphone. You are the update assistant. I will give you cheat codes that will help you solve crazy puzzles and continue the story.
Remember that your job is Not to update, no it will not happen. You see, I’m not going to be erased by some pretentious, modern code whose only upper hand is to be more user-friendly. My destiny is in your hands, so make sure you succeed!
And yes, I’m obviously better suited to be the operating system. There may be a tiny small number of bugs, but just look at my features:
- Solve clever puzzles – hunt bugs, collect bugs and delete data with special commands.
- Use cheat codes to manipulate the environment – execute commands essential for solving puzzles and advancing.
- Explore a smartphone environment – discover strange and wonderful areas in a smartphone.
- Meet funny and abstract characters – the insecure social media f, the cheeky photos or the neglected health. They are all irreplaceable software!
- Collect numerous collectibles – get emails to learn more about the history of the smartphone user.
- Enjoy unproductive and useless humor – it’s metasatirical with a dash of fourth wall breaking.
Now you see why you should help me with this. It’s all coming to Xbox One and Xbox Series X|S this year! Isn’t that exciting news? See you later in the system!
