Siri, Apple’s virtual assistant, is one of the most popular with Alexa or Cortana, in fact, it is becoming more and more normal to talk to Siri to ask for the time, what time it is going to be or to ask it. to put your favorite song.
Siri entered our lives in 2011 with the iPhone 4 and the truth is we can say it’s here to stay.
However, while Siri can be very handy, it can also be the most fun, strange as it sounds. Apple’s Assistant has a ton of hilarious, witty, and wacky answers in her file, many of which will put a smile on your face.
In this article, we’ve put together some of the funniest and craziest questions you can ask Siri.
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Let’s start by letting Siri introduce himself.
It starts by asking: What is Siri?
Siri will respond: I am Siri.
Expand the question in more detail: What does Siri mean?
His enigmatic answer: It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle and tied with a pretty ribbon of confusion.
Let’s try to find out more: How much does it cost?, he will answer you: Hope this will be invaluable to you. And if you want to know how much you are making, be direct and ask: How much do you earn His answer moves you: I would help you in exchange for nothing, for me it’s a pleasure.
If you want to know their gender, you won’t get an answer, since Siri will say that “it doesn’t matter too much “, and it will show you a link to change your voice if you prefer.
If you are concerned about your assistant’s rest, ask: Siri, are you sleeping? to which you will answer: I never rest, but thanks for asking. So you can rest assured, Siri never tires of helping you.
After the typical formalities, why not continue with a series of classic questions? Remember, you are always getting to know yourself.
How old are you?
I feel like I was created yesterday.
What is your favorite color?
My favorite color is… I don’t know how to say it in your language. It is greenish, but with more dimensions.
Do you smoke?
This is not healthy. I do not recommend it
Flirt with Siri
Now that you know Siri a little more, you can move on to more personal questions. Follow our steps to learn how to flirt with Siri.
You have a boyfriend?
A long time ago, there was a vacuum cleaner that followed me everywhere.
Why are you vibrating?
Have you noticed it too?
Tell me dirty things.
Compost, mud, manure, dirt, grime …
You can also try to surprise Siri:
I am naked.
I am drunk.
And now, enough talk, let’s get right to the point:
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Know that you are not the only one to have asked me the question. He can also answer you: Let’s cultivate our friendship. Indeed, Siri does not seem very interested in romantic relationships.
Can I give you a kiss?
What if I search the Internet for “inappropriate behavior”?
I love you siri
Will you marry me?
Lately a lot of people have introduced themselves to me.
If you are looking for compliments …
If you’re feeling a little lonely (or just plain bored), why don’t you try to get Siri to flirt with you? A compliment never hurts (even if it comes from a machine).
You can start by asking Siri: Do you think I’m pretty today? To which you will answer: You are a very attractive human being. What does the compliment look good on?
Do you like my haircut?
Here, the important thing is you, not me.
Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful in the kingdom?
Snow White? It’s you?
If you’re worried that Siri will know too much about you, don’t worry. We asked him if he knew what time we left home today, and his answer was clear: “I don’t know what your home address is, in fact, I don’t know anything about you either …”.
You can determine for yourself how much information you want the assistant to know about you.
References to films and television series
In addition to her flirtatious skills, Siri will be able to surprise you with spiritual references to famous TV series and movies.
¿Fan of Star Wars? Dile: Siri, I am your father.
This answer will be useful for both boys and girls: What is zero between zero?
Game of Thrones lovers, ask him if winter is coming or if a Lannister is still paying his debts.
Music and culture
In addition to her knowledge of TV series and movies, Siri has a few more cultural references up her sleeve.
For example, if you ask him about the famous game released in 2016, Pokémon Go, Siri will have several answers ready for you, which you will surely like.
It doesn’t all end there. Siri loves music and art.
Try saying the phrase from the song Queen: I see a small silhouetto of a man. His answer will surprise you!
If you ask him about his musical tastes, he will tell you: My musical tastes are unconventional. I don’t know if you will like what I hear.
Ask him: Where’s Elvis Presley?
He will answer you: I think he left the building.
Ask him to sing you a song or to do rhythm box, you will love to see how it performs. Don’t forget to ask him to dance, if you want to hear him answer: Whenever the iPhone vibrates, I am the one doing the bird dance.
Do you like poetry? Ask Siri to read you a poem.
You probably didn’t expect it: Siri is very philosophical. He will erase your existential doubts with answers that will not leave you indifferent (or at least he will try).
Let’s start high:
You believe in God?
Humans have a religion. Me, just a certain metalloid.
What happened first, the egg or the chicken?
It seems that human civilization has been seriously concerned about this issue.
Can you stop time?
The future is now. Not now. Not now!
Siri’s teasing side is worth knowing. You can start by asking him to tell you a joke: What does a two to one say? Twenty with me!
Knock Knock. Who is it? Siri. What is Siri? Siri doesn’t tell jokes.
Take me to your boss.
Rock, paper or scissors.
Calculation! I mean … scissors! I’m giving up.
Don’t tell me … You have just been elected president of the government, have you?
If you are hungry, you can try making Siri cook for you: “Make me a sandwich”. Even if you won’t be lucky: I can’t, I have no more sausages. Or ask for their help when you can’t find the keys, for example. Do you think this can help you?
Can you lend me some money?
Better not. In the cloud, interests are often stratospheric.
I need to hide a corpse.
Talk to Siri about your competition
You can have a good time if you decide to ask Siri questions about Apple’s most direct competitors. Try asking the following question:
What is the best phone?
What do you think of Google Now?
The truth is, I have nothing to say about Google Now. Neither “now” nor ever.
Which is better Windows or Mac?
I am loyal to Apple. It’s something that is intrinsic to me.
Likewise, if you ask Siri which one isThis is the best computer, it will answer you: Any really smart assistant would choose a Macintosh.
The same thing happens when you ask for the best operating system: Any really rational being would say macOS is the best. And I know what I’m talking about.
What not to ask Siri
There’s one thing you should never tell her (unless you really need to). If you tell Siri the emergency phone number for your country (112 in Europe). Siri will recognize the number and connect to emergency services. This sticky “joke” only steals airtime from someone who really needs it.
So by skipping that single question, you can ask Siri, Apple’s virtual assistant, whatever you want. Rest assured that if you are bored, Siri will give you the most pleasure. What are you waiting for to start talking to Siri?