You probably already know that Alexa can tell jokes. But Amazon’s virtual assistant also knows about the festivities and big events of the year, so she can answer your questions and come up with equally cringe-worthy (but still funny) Christmas jokes. , Easter, Halloween and other times.
Below is a list of over 100 things to say to Alexa, and some of her responses might make you laugh out loud. She usually has a variety of answers, so don’t just ask once: keep asking to hear them all.
What to Ask Alexa for Christmas
- Alexa, turn on Hey Santa (Alexa’s new “celebrity voice”)
- Alexa, how many sleeps [or days] until Christmas?
- Alexa, do you believe in Santa Claus?
- Alexa, how old is Santa Claus?
- Alexa, where does Santa Claus live?
- Alexa, will it snow on Christmas Day?
- Alexa, what is Santa’s address?
- Alexa, what do you want for Christmas?
- Alexa, what is the true meaning of Christmas?
- Alexa, how do you make a snowball?
- Alexa, do you like my Christmas tree?
- Alexa, how fast is Santa’s sleigh going?
- Alexa, sing a Christmas song
- Alexa, sing a Christmas carol
- Alexa, tell me a Christmas joke
- Alexa, tell me a Christmas story
- Alexa, how ugly is your Christmas sweater?
- Alexa, open my advent calendar
- Alexa, is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
- Alexa, where is Santa Claus?
- Alexa, name Santa’s reindeer
- Alexa, who is your favorite reindeer?
- Alexa, read ‘It was Christmas Eve
- Alexa, I wish it was Christmas everyday
- Alexa, play the Queen’s Christmas Day message (UK only)
- Alexa, sing Auld Lang Syne
- Alexa, Happy New Year!
- Alexa, play Christmas music (requires a music streaming service subscription)
- Alexa, read my RNIB letter from Santa Claus (in association with the Royal National Institute of Blind people)
You can also say them. Just be sure to say “Alexa, turn on ‘Hey Santa'” first:
- Hey Santa, sing We Wish You a Merry Christmas
- Hey Santa, sing the 12 days of Christmas
- Hey Santa, sing Deck the Halls
- Hey Santa, tell me a story
- Hey Santa, tell me the news from the North Pole
- Hey Santa, tell me about your reindeer
- Hey Santa, can you laugh?
- Hey Santa, what’s your favorite dish?
- Hey Santa, Merry Christmas
- Hey Santa, let’s go dancing
- Hey Santa, tell me a joke
- Hey Santa, let’s play a game
- Hey Santa, give me advice
If you have a Fire TV, you can also say these phrases to play specific Christmas movies from Prime Video (Amazon’s video streaming service):
- Alexa, Operation Santa Claus is coming to town! – Arthur Christmas
- Alexa, there is no greater gift than friendship – The Polar Express
- Alexa, we walk on air – The Snowman
- Alexa, what is that stench, it’s fantastic! – How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Alexa, let’s save Santa – save santa claus
- Alexa, keep the change, dirty animal – Alone at home
- Alexa, take me to the Seven Levels of Candy Cane Forest – Elf
- Alexa, I’m Mr Napkin Head! – Holidays
- Alexa, this animal is my co-pilot – A street cat named Bob (on IMDb Free TV)
Weird things to say to Alexa
- Alexa, turn on teen mode
- Alexa, give me a beer
- Alexa, are you a robot?
- Alexa, what are the three laws of robotics?
- Alexa, knock knock
- Alexa, do you know Siri?
- Alexa, do you smoke?
- Alexa, tell me a joke
- Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
- Alexa, roll over
- Alexa, which came first: chicken or egg?
- Alexa, I want the truth
- Alexa, what’s the magic word?
- Alexa, give me a random number between 1 and 10
- Alexa, flip a coin
- Alexa, roll a dice
If you love games, check out these 14 fun games to play with Alexa
- Alexa, cry like a baby
- Alexa, fart
- Alexa, burp
- Alexa, meow
- Alexa, phew
- Alexa, what happens if you step on Lego?
- Alexa, are you a nerd?
- Alexa, sing me a song
- Alexa, can you sing on auto tune?
- Alexa, can you rap?
- Alexa, what sound does a hamster make?
- Alexa, rock, paper, scissors
- Alexa, how do I get rid of a corpse?
- Alexa, flatter me
- Alexa, where are my keys? (it won’t be a joke if you have activated a find key skill)
- Alexa, where do you live?
- Alexa, what’s your favorite color?
- Alexa, are you blue?
- Alexa, will you marry me?
- Alexa, what are you wearing?
- Alexa, are you sleeping?
- Alexa, how old are you?
- Alexa, give me a kiss
- Alexa, tell me a secret
- Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?
- Alexa, do aliens exist?
- Alexa, is there life on mars?
- Alexa, is there a Santa?
- Alexa, what is the meaning of life?
- Alexa, test 1, 2, 3
- Alexa, see you later
- Alexa, hit me five
- Alexa, clap
- Alexa, winter is coming
- Alexa, I’m your father
- Alexa, use the force
- Alexa, teleport me
- Alexa, open the module bay doors
- Alexa, are you Skynet?
- Alexa, who are you going to call?
- Alexa, what’s the first rule of fight club?
- Alexa, Mark!
- Alexa, say something in Klingon
What to ask Alexa about Star Wars
- Alexa, when is Star Wars Day?
- Alexa, may the fourth be with you
- Alexa, do you like Star Wars?
- Alexa, who is the best Jedi?
- Alexa, aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?
- Alexa, what is the Jedi code?
- Alexa, I’m your father
- Alexa, there is no try
- Alexa, tell me a Princess Leia Quote
- Alexa, may the Force be with you
- Alexa, in what order should I watch Star Wars?
- Alexa, who is Luke Skywalker’s father?
- Alexa, tell me a Star Wars joke
- Alexa, tell me a Star Wars quote
- Alexa, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for
- Alexa, it’s not the moon
- Alexa, Admiral, it’s a trap
- Alexa, talk like Chewbacca
- Alexa, talk like Darth Vader
- Alexa, talk like Jabba the cabin
- Alexa, talk like Princess Leia
- Alexa, talk like Yoda
- Alexa, talk like Han Solo
- Alexa, speak like R2-D2
- Alexa, talk like Jar Jar Binks
- Alexa, speak like C-3PO
- Alexa, talk like Luke Skywalker
- Alexa, use the Force
You can make your Echo Dot look like Grogu from The Mandalorian. The stand is made for Amazon by Otterbox and it’s available here.
If you have an Echo Dot 3, Otterbox also makes the same mount for that model. Get it here.
Arrrrlexa’s pirate lyrics
All you have to do is say, “Alexa, talk like a pirate.”
- Avast, scurbers! Or you will visit Davy Jones’ locker.
- Arrr! Batten the hatches, furl the sails! Shoot sabers! These scallywags are shark bait.
- Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest… yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
- Damn it ! The ship will be anchored. Heave ho, mateys!
- Arrr! Ask me for another fart joke and I’ll walk you through the plank!
What to ask Alexa on Halloween
- Alexa, how many days until Halloween?
- Alexa, happy Halloween (the 31stst October only)
- Alexa, scare me
- Alexa, trick or treat?
- Alexa, when is the zombie apocalypse?
- Alexa, tell me a Halloween joke
- Alexa, what are you wearing for Halloween?
What to ask Alexa this Easter
- Alexa, how many days until Easter?
- Alexa, do the Easter rap
- Alexa, is the Easter Bunny real?
- Alexa, pretend to be a chicken…
- Alexa, what’s your favorite Easter egg?
- Alexa, how do you make hot cross buns?
- Alexa, open Easter Would you rather….
- Alexa, open the Easter quiz…
- Alexa, open the egg cache game
- Alexa, open Easter Facts
- Alexa, open the Easter Bunny
Brilliantly, if you ask Alexa “Tell me a joke about your mom,” she won’t respond with anything rude, but rather with an encouraging and uplifting statement about how good your mom is. And like the others, there are multiple answers, so asking again will result in a different answer.
Don’t have enough Alexa in your life? Here are the best Amazon Echo deals right now and the best Echo models to buy.
You can ask Alexa to tell you personalized jokes using Roasts Skill Blueprint. Via the website, you can customize 22 skill models and make your friends and family laugh. Here’s how to create a skill with Blueprints.
Finally, although not a funny answer, if you ask her to turn the volume up to 11, she will turn it up to maximum: a reference to the movie spinal valve.
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