Kirby is one of Nintendo's most beloved characters. She is beautiful. You are spherical. She always smiles.
And it scares me.
It may seem strange to be afraid of a small pink orb, but I promise it is worth it. The most frightening thing about Kirby is that at the same time he is a fantastic creature and a creature of infinite power.
These two facts cannot coexist. The sweet and simple resident of Dream Land should not be able to pull a planet. Can Kirby not only care about food and sleep while being able to destroy the horrors of a cosmic like Necrodeus either Inactive Space? This dichotomy has embarrassed me for years, which is why I started researching Kirby last June.
This video has been made for nine months. Kirby is my white whale. But today, I release my findings. I finally found Kirby, and I'm not afraid anymore.
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