Dear THQ Nordic StoreI shouldn’t feel the urge to cuddle a video game hero until I’ve played him and Biomutant comes out on May 25th. You can’t have my heart yet, no matter how soft and fluffy it looks with its little plush eye lesion and super cute scarf.
THQ Nordic opened a merch store filled with merch from games that I’ve never thought much about wanting merch from Kingdoms of Amalur and MX versus ATV.
The store stocks everything from clothing to collectibles like that 600 dollars Darksiders War statue or a 300 dollars Destroy all people! Number. But the best the new store has to offer is nowhere near as expensive. I can have a 12-inch for only $ 25 Biomutant Hero plush toy.
The somewhat furry action RPG has a character creator, so this plush toy may not look like the hero of my game apart from the constantly missing eyeball. Even so, it’s close enough to almost any furry hero who wants to save the tree of life with their embroidered spherical bandolier. I wonder what’s under the eye patch and I’m afraid there is only one way to find out.
At least it’s only $ 25. It could be worse. It could be the $ 400 Biomutant Atomic Edition Bundle.
No thanks. A stuffed animal, please.