Scott Morrison video game brings former Prime Minister to Centrelink

Scott Morrison wet his pants in Engadine Maccas

The people of Australia had a very good time over the weekend, when we noisily voted out a conservative government who’d spent a decade doing this… well, nothing really, except for the poor, the young, and anyone who thinks a rapidly warming planet might be a bad thing to have their boots to their throats.

I won’t bore you with the details –You can read more here if you’re interested– but the bottom line is that Scott Morrison, a Man once said to have wet his pants at McDonalds, is no longer the Prime Minister of Australia. Whilst I am sure there will be no shortage of fossil fuel companies, predatory investment funds and fascist-leaning media outlets offering him a job in the coming months, in the meantime he is unemployed and if you are out of work in Australia, that means one thing above all: a visit to Centrelink.

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Centelink is the government agency theoretically supposed to provide welfare for the unemployed, but has been ideologically undermined to the point that it is now openly hostile to the unemployed at an operational level, forcing Australians out of work to jump through all sorts of degrading hoops just so they can it can (try and) pay their rent for a month or two between jobs.

That’s most of the background you’ll need to enjoy Scotty goes to Centrelink, a “surreal horror adventure starring Australia’s 30th Prime Minister”. Posted on the weekend by Canberra-based developer ColestiaPlayers must “help a newly unemployed Scott Morrison navigate his way through the hellish social system he helped build” while taking control of Scotty in the third-person perspective and navigating a grim city to get to the Submit applications in return for your social benefit.

The game is free to play in your browserbut you can too Support Colestia for her work here.

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