Every Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and love learning more about the creatures in it. So, here’s another Pokémon! It’s stoutland!
Average Height: 3’11 “
Average weight: 134.5 pounds.
First introduced in Generation V.
Finding a babysitter is difficult. Or is it maybe very easy? I have no idea. I don’t have babies who have to sit. However, if you are looking for a babysitter and you don’t mind jeopardizing the wellbeing of your children, you can rent a stoutland. Yes it is just a big, majestic dog and not a human. But look at that mustache. That’s a ‘stache you can trust.
It may seem strange, but loud Pokedex entries found on Bulbapedia
Stoutlands have incredibly thick and soft fur. In fact, this wise dog is known for finding people in the mountains and saving them from inclement weather by wrapping his beard around them. I don’t want to get lost in a blizzard, but I’d really like to spend a cold night in a soft stoutland beard. That sounds very cozy and nice. Maybe a hot cocoa too? Mmmh … that sounds good.
You might not be shocked to learn that Stoutlands pride themselves on their mustaches. I totally understand. If I had such a great mustache, I’d be proud of it too. Amongst other stoutlands it is social standing is detected by how long And thick it is Mustache is compared to others. Just like people.
- Stoutland sounds like a fancy beer that tastes good good and has cool advertising, but it is too expensive and most just buy more of it something cheaper instead.
- I suspect the first parents to babysit this dog for their children did it by mistake. They left without knowing that the other was gone and came back a few hours later to find that they had accidentally left their child alone all day. But then they saw the dog, remembered how smart and wise he is, and came up with a Story.
- “No, no … we were totally planning to leave our son with our dog. Yes totally. You should do it too! It’s a great idea. ”
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“Manifest a sport where bigger Pokémon kick Shelgon like a soccer ball.
Fuck Pokemon Unite, give me this Pokemon game. Rocket League, but with Pokemon. I would play that.