There is a pixelated line that draws my cursor across the screen of my computer and every time I try to shut down a program that has revealed it and it just pops up, it threatens me with bad jokes and music honks.
This is the undeniable magic of game designer Sam Chiet Goose Desktop, full last year the famous beast of animal cruelty Goose's game with no title. It was released yesterday at an indie storepreviously itch.io, the game throws a goose into your computer to eat with you and you shall no more be able to take it.
While he opens windows with stonk memes to enjoy you shutting down Excel it doesLastly it leads to anything worse, my Windows security is still managed Desktop Goose with caution, the potential marking of viruses may be, and for good reason.
Desktop Goose it's ultimately an engine for funny pranks, though losing even the smallest control of my computer quickly made the Goose team track the mud across my screen feeling more real than the average video game opponent.
I didn't even know how to shut it down at first. There is no option to turn it off Desktop Goose when you understand-click the icon, and the folder in which it is stored has no option available to remove it.
"Holy shit, you actually opened the program. Good for you!" The "read me" text file begins.To turn off the game is a tug-of-war, which requires you to hold the escape button for several seconds as a meter stumbles drunk upon completing all the way up.
Finally the geese move away from the edge of the screen. I am afraid what they will do to me if I ever release them again.
