C.omedian Conner O & # 39; Malley, you may have seen him before laments Howard Shultz or talk shows for hosting from the lake, is back with a new animated video series for New York City's rich young people at Hudson Yards humorous and soulfulhe loves me and is already five years old.
Video opens with a PS1-style loading screen followed by an action from O & # 39; Malley running around the Manhattan development scene as a video game character in an open-world game that inspires everyone watching to collect "Good Points." Occasionally she talks to her non-player characters (NPCs) that give her one-on-one tips about the cooler subscriber base over Amazon Prime by faulty shipping that costs only $ 400,000 a year. He sometimes calls his wife to wish him a "good day for a woman" and replies "Let's have dinner for the next three years, and then I want to have missionary sex." "Michelob Ultra!" Shouts Mombe.
This is a normal part of the video, which will be a spiritual achievement for Leonardo DiCaprio dodging obstacles and lifting his high points after entering the separatist world in 2000 The beach. For about two minutes, O & # 39; Malley is also presented as a igamesnewsal video character who will dance and wander down as if he is in a heartbeat One 2002 Tool Tool while a dream of brand iconography and inspirational quotes are happening around him.
"No excuses, you have to kill if you want to have 15 private jets," reads one rating. motivational speaker Jim Rohn. Other illegal quotes are found in past and present world leaders, such as Colin Powell who reads, "There are no secrets to success. We found Saddam, we found him in a ditch on the floor and conquered Iraq." The American Psycho and the first Bush media events.
While the entire genius figure of the socialopathic state blockbuster games requires you to step in to complete their objectives, it is also a practical accomplishment of the last 20 years of the War on Terror hypercapitalism where America sent both McDonald & # 39; s and Drone strikes during luxury as post-dates. two and a free Kombucha on your landing job and keep the peace at home.
I passed by a playground in Hudson Yards, whose 850-square-foot condos spend about $ 2 million, a few times a week for over two years now. At the time of construction it was pure Blade Runner. Its finished parts now remind us of one of the beautiful shining cities in the sky from JRPG whose secret of prosperity turns poor people into canned flesh. Its center is "Vessel," a pedestrian public sculpture created by Thomas Heatherwick who looks like a heart-pounding New Yorker, reinforced it, and showed it as a warning to evict homeless people. Or at least this is how I always feel when I close my eyes while walking to catch Megabus returning to Philly. OMalley's video is full of that energy.
Or as someone commenting on YouTube summarized: "This is what you are VERY DIFFERENT."