Hello net world: Phew. well I don’t know!

Super Mario pizzas in the comparison test – which one tastes better? Set up a trash calendar with Alexa – please take out the trash! And: We are now googling with Bing. From the vibrating saddle of what is probably the craziest e-bike at the moment, Michael salutes on behalf of the other white people who cannot jump.

Huhu Netzwelt – this week two remakes of well-known film classics are making a name for themselves. On the one hand there is news about the new edition of the turn of the millennium blockbuster “I know what you did last summer”. On the other hand, a first trailer for “White Men Can’t Jump”, also known in Germany under the title “White Boys Don’t Bring It” was released.

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Contents

1. Urtopia Carbon E-Bike in the test: More gimmick is not possible

2. Those were other top stories of the week

3. Goodbye Google: This is how you search the web now

4. The flat joke of the week

5. A lot of effort goes into this. We look forward to a recommendation!

phew well I don’t know. The world was different back then, I don’t want to say better. Called into the virtual space without judgment: Doesn’t the title 2023 sound somehow strange, almost disreputable? Thin ice, I know, thin ice. But since I’m now sure after years of writing newsletters that you know what makes us tick (cosmopolitan, curious, blinking) … it shouldn’t be more like “People who don’t conform to the usual cliché of a basketball player can still jump high and have it Have fun in life” or something like that? What? Oh, yes: Badum Tss.

After this somewhat bumpy start, things can only get better, you might think. I wouldn’t be so sure about that, because sometimes my fingers hovering over the keyboard take on a life of their own. PIZZA. There, see? This week PIZZAAAA we have PIZZA – yes, take it slow, I’m writing about that PIZZA right now.

Snapping my fingertips, I abbreviate and announce: We tested pizza. This newsletter is already spoiled anyway, so another cliché doesn’t matter anymore. A Netzwelt Gaming editor, in this case our Darius (is white, can jump), treated himself to pizza. Like that.

There are now two flavors of Super Mario Pizza in some supermarkets. I would have guessed “super mushrooms”, “sewage pipe” or “bright starfish” in advance, but instead they are available as “Mario & Luigi” with salami and chorizo ​​and as “Waluigi & Wario” in the vegetarian version with different types of cheese. I can finally read passages like the following on Netzwelt:

Unpacked, the products look like conventional pizzas. The magic of the colorful packaging is gone, now only the deep-frozen, clumsy shape of deep-frozen food remains. See also the unboxing…

Well, Darius, what did you expect? Nintendo is not in everything that says Nintendo on it. As a child I once wished for a Game Boy and instead unpacked the much cheaper Nintendo system Game & Watch under the Christmas tree. The disappointment was just as great. Here is our comparison test of the Super Mario pizzas.

Urtopia Carbon E-Bike in the test: More gimmick is not possible

If you’re into flashing lights and your e-bike can’t be techy enough, the Urtopia is worth a look. A bike that is great for arguing about. Thanks to the carbon fiber frame, it is surprisingly light. Everyone likes that.

But this e-bike is also equipped with projection turn signals. It has a built-in eSIM and its own navigation system. You can control it – attention – by voice input. No joke. Just say “turn left” and the turn signal will come on. Or “turbo mode” and the highest support level is engaged.

So it’s not surprising that the electronic bell whinnies like a real horse if you wish. “It’s not possible” or “how crazy is that?” – to which group would you count yourself? In any case, even we can hardly imagine more gimmicks than with this e-bike.

Those were other top stories of the week

Goodbye Google: This is how you search the web now

It won’t be long before our surfing and search behavior will change fundamentally. The AI ​​is already shuffling with its missing feet (AI can’t jump). Microsoft gave a foretaste of how much major search engines are changing this week.

The Redmond company is experimenting in Bing (that’s the other Google) with the artificial intelligence ChatGPT, which is currently on everyone’s lips. You can already try the new search right here and we say: “Bonjour new Bing”!

The flat joke of the week

Friends of the network world, the lights are slowly going out here. Apart from our current test devices, some of which will continue to flash throughout the night, of course. We’ll read the news ticker during the week, but hopefully next Friday at the latest for the next issue of Hallo Netzwelt. Unless I stepped on your toes too much today. If so, forgive me. I’m white, have big feet and, like the AI, I’m not good at jumping. …Bye!

Shit, another wooden ball. They should slowly put other toys in the avocados…

There are even more flat jokes at this point on Netzwelt.

A lot of effort goes into this. We look forward to a recommendation!

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