Delibird gives the best gifts

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Delibird gives the best gifts

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Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So here’s another Pokemon! It’s Delibird!

Delibird details

Type: ice / flies

Average Height: 2 ’11 “

Average weight: 35.3 lbs.

First added in Generation II

On Christmas Day Delibird gave me:

A pidgey in a pear tree

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On Boxing Day Delibird gave me:

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibird gave me:

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Boxing Day Delibird gave me:

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibird gave me:

Five amber cutieflys

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibird gave me:

Six shuckles throw up

Five amber cutieflys,

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibired gave me:

Seven Smoochums kiss

Six shuckles throw up

Five amber cutieflys,

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibired gave me:

Eight Spectriers kick

Seven Smoochums kiss

Six shuckles throw up

Five amber cutieflys,

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibired gave me:

Shoot nine toucannons

Eight Spectriers kick

Seven Smoochums kiss

Six shuckles throw up

Five amber cutieflys,

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibired gave me:

Ten politoads scream

Shoot nine toucannons

Eight Spectriers kick

Seven Smoochums kiss

Six shuckles throw up

Five amber cutieflys,

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibired gave me:

Eleven whismurs scream

Ten politoads scream

Shoot nine toucannons

Eight Spectriers kick

Seven Smoochums kiss

Six shuckles throw up

Five amber cutieflys,

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree.

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On Christmas Day Delibired gave me:

Smell twelve slurpuffs,

Eleven whismurs whine,

Ten politoads scream

Shoot nine toucannons

Eight Spectriers kick

Seven Smoochums kiss

Six shuckles throw up

Five amber cutieflys,

Four screaming chatots

Three weak dreepys

Two delicious swinubs,

And a pidgey in a pear tree

Okay, but how … that’s too many things Delibird. And some of those gifts suck. I asked for a PS5. Not a bunch of screaming and puking Pokémon.

Random facts

  • Not sure what to do next year on vacation. Are there any more Pokémon that would work for a special Christmas edition of? Is there another Pokemon here?
  • If you were wondering, the Cutiefly song was a lot harder to write. And yes, I cheated and picked up a Pokémon, Pidgey, that I haven’t covered yet. But it fits so perfectly …
  • Oh something about Delibird? Here’s a fact: I didn’t get the pun until midway through the song. Delibird. Delivered. Ah … smart.

Happy Holidays!

Not a best comment this weekend! Instead, let me know who was your favorite Pokemon I treated in 2020 or if I didn’t treat your favorite Pokemon let me know and I will try to fix that in 2021

This year has been a hell of a mess that thousands of others have written about. I don’t suppose to believe that my goofy Pokemon blogs save lives. But I hope that every weekend you can laugh a little and read some silly comments for a few minutes. Tiny distractions like these are key to getting through shitty years like 2020.

Hopefully 2021 is better and you all have a great rest of the year.

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